Well you know if we didn't have Jesus to question would we all be here? Jesus knew that the joke's on us. 
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PD.com: Like a fraternity of drunken clowns, hopped up on goofballs, beating one-another to a bloody pulp with bricks; the maniacal laughter increases exponentially as someone runs off to get a cinder-block.