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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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#1
Bring and Brag / Duct Tape Fashion
December 01, 2005, 08:35:13 AM
http://www.ducttapefashion.com/

Purses, guitar straps, belts, etc. All made from duct tape.
#2
Poor little chipmunks.
I wonder why they're considered to be more of a menace than the squirrels?
#3
Or Kill Me / You've got no legs?
November 06, 2005, 08:51:55 AM
Don't whine to me about losing your voice because I don't want to hear it.
#4
Literate Chaotic / Reference Desk
October 05, 2005, 09:54:27 PM
Used, new, and hard to find books, movies, etc.
They carry a lot of out of print books.

http://www.alibris.com/help/gettingstarted.cfm?S=R
#5
Or Kill Me / Why being different is bad
August 23, 2005, 12:48:55 AM
I like this rant. Sometimes I'm guilty of not wanting to agree just to be contrary and I need someone to point it out to me. So thanks for doing that.
#6
That's so very pretty.
#7
Literate Chaotic / In Re: Rev. Roger's Sermon #31
August 01, 2005, 03:36:09 PM
Red Rum  =  Okay, you're right. :mrgreen:
I didn't quite understand the depths of your love and obsession.

And "duel" was totally a typo, but it's funnier that way, so maybe it was a Freudian slip or something.
#8
Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
July 31, 2005, 11:19:14 PM
Good point. I probably just should have had icecream for breakfast, like she did, huh?
#9
Or Kill Me / Board Suicide 101
July 31, 2005, 06:18:04 PM
Take that hat off right now! You have to at least pretend to be an innocent martyr that everyone hates for no reason.
Otherwise people will suspect that it was actually a murder and not a suicide.

I know these things because I work in the court system.
#10
Or Kill Me / Board Suicide 101
July 31, 2005, 06:05:04 PM
You do? Wow! Where can I sign up?
#11
Or Kill Me / Board Suicide 101
July 31, 2005, 06:02:03 PM
Really? :twisted:

It'll take a while to make my preparations.
In the meantime, you just go about your business and pretend you don't know you're about to be a victim, okay?
#12
Or Kill Me / Board Suicide 101
July 31, 2005, 05:56:56 PM
ps: I need someone to practice on. Are there any volunteers?
#13
Or Kill Me / discordianism is
July 31, 2005, 05:43:25 PM
Not understanding what? :wink:
#14
Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
July 31, 2005, 05:10:06 PM
Dear Bella,

Why did you buy that nasty instant oatmeal stuff you know I hate when you knew I was going to eat breakfast at your house today?
#15
Literate Chaotic / In Re: Rev. Roger's Sermon #31
July 31, 2005, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: Classic Turdwhat was I thinking?

of course disagreement = hate.

you know why?

BECAUSE YOUR WAY OF THINKING IS WRONG AND GOD HATES YOU AND YOU'RE GOING TO HELL WHEN YOU DIE.

8)

No no no. He just said he wants to marry Roger. Can't you see that this is merely an attempt to catch the attention of the man he loves? If the one he loves spurns and/or ignores him, what other option does he have?

This serves a duel purpose - not only does it show that he's capable of intelligent discussion on important matters, but it was bound to draw TGRR's attention via the name of this thread. Even if it made the reverend mad, so what? At this point anonymous has nothing to lose and negative attention is better than no attention at all. Right?

Of course right.