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You know, assuming you are Ben/Schizzy, you could just PM one of the admins when you want a name change.  We don't mind.

Because it was a bother for me, so I took the least bothersome path.  I lost both my email address and password for the old Benaclypse account, right around the time that I was taking a sabbatical from Discordianism 'till I noticed that RAW died and felt to say something, so decided to just make a new account with a new email rather than bother about it.  But if it's no bother, I'd rather get my Benaclypse account back than swim around in a scat granny outfit for as long as I'll put up with it.  Oi!  Scat grannies.  Why do I hang out here?  Just PM me the Benaclypse password and I'll fix it.

LHX was the only Discordian I added to my myspace friends list, the guy with the surrender flag.  I placed him at the top of my friends list for some reason.  I don't have a best friend.  I probably shouldn't be so warm to Discordians.  Or maybe some Discordians are cool and warm like me, and worthy of friendship.  Or maybe they'd jake my computer, find out where I live, and burn my house down.  Pretty much all Discordians seem like shadowy characters.  A good revolution of dissent won't need Discordia.  Fuck Her.  I can't leave Discordianism, because the world is Discordian, but I can and will change Her.  Oh, I guess I'll trust the rest of them with my myspace profile, since it shouldn't be a problem, and I could get Discordia to rake your eyeballs out if you spam me.  I'll add my myspace profile to my Discordian profile.  That's my way of being warm in a world that's freezing Hell.