so, how many beers should I have fed you to have been dead around 7 PM today?
Just so I know how many to bring next week
Just so I know how many to bring next week
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Or Kill Me / Dilbertified?
March 12, 2004, 08:16:42 PM
why is it always the last hour on a friday that really feels like an additional day
Someone come here and kill me - I will pay you
Someone come here and kill me - I will pay you
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Literate Chaotic / Ask Bella
March 12, 2004, 05:47:21 PM
and deprive us of your shiny appearance?
*brings out the hotwax*
*brings out the hotwax*
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Principia Discussion / Best Music For Sex
March 08, 2004, 06:37:03 PM
Iggy Pop's "Lust for Life" ain't that bad an LP to boink to either 
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Or Kill Me / Dilbertified?
March 05, 2004, 08:46:57 PM
well, not the praying kind to be completly honest
Maybe that's why it all goes horribly horribly wrong right in the beginning
If one of the ladies would assist in giving a course Voodoo dolls for the blissfully ignorant I will gladly be mentored.
Maybe that's why it all goes horribly horribly wrong right in the beginning
If one of the ladies would assist in giving a course Voodoo dolls for the blissfully ignorant I will gladly be mentored.
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Or Kill Me / Dilbertified?
March 05, 2004, 08:09:08 PM
I'ts Friday evening 9 PM - I'm still at the office and just a few minutes ago my kinda big boss asks me to ask my somehow smaller boss why I (or another callmonkey) am not understanding a procedure.
The fact that he is stating in the same mail that he has no clue what the procedure is and clearly showing that common sense is not one of his better sides what am I supposed to do here?
1. FW the mail to my lesser boss so she can answer why I ain't getting a procedure?
2. reply to the mail from my somewhat big boss what the procedure is and why thus making a complete ass out of him?
3. Not answer at all but ask them to send me some of there hair so I can make a multifunctional Voodoo doll (can those things be used for several people at the same time btw?? )
4. Just kill me?
5. all of the above
The fact that he is stating in the same mail that he has no clue what the procedure is and clearly showing that common sense is not one of his better sides what am I supposed to do here?
1. FW the mail to my lesser boss so she can answer why I ain't getting a procedure?
2. reply to the mail from my somewhat big boss what the procedure is and why thus making a complete ass out of him?
3. Not answer at all but ask them to send me some of there hair so I can make a multifunctional Voodoo doll (can those things be used for several people at the same time btw?? )
4. Just kill me?
5. all of the above
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