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"always follow rules.
verily dumbassness stinks,"
so grumbles teh roger



write one about original sin

a newly translated rendition of dante's inferno with pop-up pictures.

once there's no machine, the people will demand that there be a new machine.

While laughing at/pwning Eldora never gets old for me it can be a little like shoving a wheel-chair bound retard down the stairs sometimes.

Redundant statement.

TGRR,
Never gets sick of shoving Timmah down the stairs.

hey you! that hurt.

me too that dude was awesome

ferocious too. i like that

well fuck

the devil's own dictionary
http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/

i have it
it's currently keeping the other books on the shelf from touching each other
am i supposed to read it, too?

I am so confused, you only have 3 books or is the BotSG in more than one piece

it's a 3-book shelf. only this <--------------------------------------------------------------------------------> wide.

i got lost in that subgenius site. there i was wandering in a daze, not looking where i was going, and i got run over and ended up in this chair. i'm scared to go back there now. makes me pee my pants just thinking of it.

euww. not unless yer motorized or somethin

yea, me too. what're we talking about?

i hadda flat

I toldja to get solid tires, didn't I?

yea.  

it's not my fault. there was a old lady laying in the gutter crying her eyes out over spilled milk and i hadda help her didn't i? and then i ran over a nail what fell out of her little boot and got a flat on the way to the tyre shop.

i hadda flat

...I forgot the rest of the song.
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when i get all steamed up hear me shout tip me over and pour me out

"Hey, baby...you wanna go halves on a bastard?"
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yea. what ya gonna do with your half?