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He banged mary...'nuff said.

And she remained a virgin?  Wasn't it artificial insemination?

I have no idea what he told you, but I'm not an addict.

Are you pretending to be God or a virgin? I think we have several God-wannabes around here somewhere but the virgin spot if still up for grabs.

I'm pretending to be Abou-Jesus ("Abou" means "father of", BTW).

And what makes you think that God is not a virgin?

So are you telling us
that jesus is the son of god and that he writes poetry
about his drug addict parents?

I have no idea what he told you, but I'm not an addict.

Which means Jesus is a liar.

Kitty litter is
as delicious as you think.
(Not very much so).

Next topic: cat food

oh, what will you do?
bella and I, we begged
begging is the path

What's the username
of the guy before whom I
should crawl, whine and meow?

Bamboo chopsticks fall
from my hands into the soup.
Sake overdose.

Next topic: eyes

N.B. Is it possible to change my rank from Legionnaire Disciple to something more adequate to my status in this religion?