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I love the world and if I have to sue for custody,
I will sue for custody

- They Might Be Giants

Sorry, I'm not french.

That's "Sorry, I'm not Freedom."

Capacitance is futile!

Fortune cookies.

You're down in florida, on vacation. A Hurricane has just rolled in. It's category four. The storm surge is a good three meters high and the winds are over 100 knots. You're on your hotel balcony looking down at the flooded street. You hear a cry for help. There's a man floating down the flooded street towards the see. The swirling current turns his face towareds you and you recognise him. It's George W. Bush! You have a choice to make. Do you use the camera in your hand and snap the last possible photo of his life, floating away into the sea? Or do you tie the length of rope in your room to the balcony rail and try to throw it to him as he passes within five feet of your current position? Time is running out. do you win the pulitzer prize or save the most dangerous president in US history?
So... do you use black and white, or colour film?

Funny, yes. But deadly serioius for a moment. Do you save him?

I'd save him, and then lecture him until he wished I hadn't.

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Offending people because they are too uptight is a different thing than insulting them because you think they're a lesser subspecies of human.

Whatever happened to Quaoar, anyway?

The taboo is a great source of amusement when devout fundamentalist Christians flip out and start swearing... and then apologize to the rest of us in the room who really couldn't give a fuck.

But I still have the chant "Key roboto, robot Key!" stuck in my head.  Plus the thing with the rock salt shotgun was way cool.

Perfect Blue just plain creeped me out.

A man with one watch knows what time it is.  A man with two watches does not.


I tell you: one must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star. -Friedrich Nietzsche

Damn, that sounds painful! -Me