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Watch it while high. I started crying.

Oh look the Scrid brought us beer

I think I'm gonna like it here.

I just thought we were all fucking around, but damn, people are stupid enough to take this shit seriously? Now I'm confused. Should I worry about you guys? Do you guys need help?

Thanks a lot, Captain Paranoi.

Sorry, I should have murked loar before joining, but it was really jumbled up and hard to follow. Oh well. I'll learn from my mistakes.

Mashed Potatoes

Tooth

Curb

Neck

Throat

Self Esteem

Oh deah gawd. BMW is gonna skin you alive...

Oh, deary me, I am only a poor n00blet. I take it BMW is a sciencey guy. I want to tell all like him that I never take myself seriously. These 2 essays I've posted so far are things I do when I'm bored, and if you take them seriously, either I'm a genius, or you guys are uptight. Hell, I would like to grow up to be a physisist.

Daft Punk- Harder Better Faster Stronger.

Poem- The Jabberwocky.

Ozzie Osbourne- No More Tears;

Your mother always said you shouldn't talk to strangers
Look in the mirror, tell me, do you feel your life's in danger?

   Liquid is a form of matter, and the most fun form at that. Water is liquid, liquid is water. All liquid is always unpredictable. Always. Those who call themselves geniuses say they can calculate how high water will splash if the object is so-so measuring unit at so-so speed unit. Dumb. They are not calculating the water; the water is letting them know how high it goes. Why would it? Just Because. The calculation is an interpretation of water; the water is not an interpretation of the calculation. This is a small example of order just being another way to try and interpret chaos, which is, in actuality, uninterpretable, and therefore, order is only an interpretation, and a bad one at that. Everything must happen for a reason, right? That reason is: Just Because. Calculations, science, math, and parfaits are all just failed attempts at finding an answer to absolutely anything. Just Because is our greatest gift from Eris, for she has given us Just Because. Just Because is Truth, and it is Reason. Science tries to give a reason to Reason, when the reason of Reason is No reason. Just Because.
   After consulting my pineal gland about this matter, I discovered a story. It was back in the days of Greyface. He was pondering to himself on how to mentally and physically put everybody in separate folders in a filing cabinet. He then started to ask questions to further his tyranny of false order. Eris, at the time, had nothing to do, so she decided to have a little chat with Greyface. But, Greyface, being the ignorant asshole that he is, had no clue how to consult his pineal gland, so he didn,Äôt hear the advice Eris was giving him.

GF: Why are we here? There must be a reason.
E: I was fuckin,Äô around and decided to make smart animals, just to see what would happen.
GF: How can I further organize the world?
E: Dude, I want to have fun. I swear, if you organize humanity, I,Äôll just hand you anal little shits over to Aneris.
GF: Everything must happen for a reason. What is it?
E: Just Because. No Reason.

At this point, Greyface decided to come to his own conclusion.

GF: It happens because of the scientific formulations! Everything is, was, and will be science!
E: No, shit-for-brains, science and math are human creations that only copy down what they have seen so far done by the Reason.

He would have jumped for joy, but because of his beliefs, he would have to sign an application, mail it to three other Anerists, have them sign I and stamp it, send it to a renowned city leader, made sure he approved, and then wait three weeks for it to be validated by a group of Notaries. And that is exactly what he did.
   And therefore, since math and science copy the Reason, and the Reason is No reason, there is no reason for math and science.

   What is the best way to reflect childhood? Is it through an adult,Äôs eyes? Adults have already gone through their childhood, so they know what goes on, but they are also blocked. There insight into the life a child is fogged by a layer of adulthood. Adults obey rules, go with the flow of the fire, and never ask questions. They would put everything into cabinets, into piles. Aneris starts to control the mind of what was once a child, and they become engulfed in the curse of Greyface.  Children are wild and crazy, and they do what they want. Greyface was an adult, probably a really old man, and he probably worked under a very high authority. Authority, age and work are all beings of Aneris, and children do not hold any of these things.
                 A child fnord wouldn,Äôt organize childhood; they would just say whatever comes to their mind, completely chaotic. They would give the equivalent of a baby chao. They would let everything fly loose, and this is good.
               Children have no work. Work is order.
               Children have no authority. Authority is seriousness.
               Children have no age. Age is Aneris.
               A child is a manifestation of Eris,Äôs sense of humor and playfulness. They are the human Podge. You wouldn't rape the Podge, would you?

ANATA WA KAKOII DESU!

When did the /b/tarded newgrounder get here?

Also, I know this is a wee bit ironic, but I agree with Aini. I'd say more, but, hell, the only thing I can think of is other forums I've been on to compare it to. Oh well.