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Hey good point.

I like you.

The discussion of the barstool seems to be based on only one sense, the sense of sight.

the barstool smells of wee and tastes like poo but is neither

it seems to me, now, that the people who object the most to this story are the ones who have the least experience with reality.

do these two pretentious assholes really see themselves as being enlightened?

has any of you ever been hit with a barstool whilst having a solopsist conversation?

lol

ok here we go.

"lookey here mam... my points are that not only does things we look at sometimes seem unreal, but also our very own existence. "

i mean by this that i do not know for certain that anything exists. that means that i do not know for certain that i myself exist. that is why i chose to make the barstool sapient and sentient. the barstool is a metaphor for all matter as i understand it, both selfconscious and not. in short: in that i am uncertain of everything, i identify myself with the barstool. note that i identify myself with all the basic elements of the parable.

"and if i can think like that, i can certantly not have bill and joe becomming pretentious assholes because i would be one myself..."

i do not think that bill and joe are pretentious assholes. i agree with what they are both saying and if they deserve a beatdown so do i.
if i dont think that they are pretentious assholes in any of the stories then i would be equally surprised if i heard them being called just that in either of the stories.

what i meant by the whole "greatest way to kill me" "come be one of us" rant was that it  seemed to me that i was beeing hated upon by silly silly sillycybin. i did not like that nor did i understand it because the purpose seemed to be to shut me up or test my gusto. i doubt it was the latter but i included it in my advise to ignore someone if what they say is worthless anyway.

and now for lmno.

1. i believe i answered that above.

2.  pretty good. fuck pragmatism in a very secret place. but yeah i did that didnt i... sigh.

3. How would two assholes be enlightened after being hit by a non-sentient barstool?

tch

i see. 

i will try to write in a language that we can all easily understand, although it will probably not be as rewarding when you finally understand it. 

i will clarify my points later.

i wasnt drunk, at any time. dunno how that came to be such a big thing.

ooh how i will clarify... 

nonono, lucky me that i am not the only one with someting intestintegrating to say. now just let me be... the greatest way to kill me is to have me boycutted. the way your acting it could look like its some weird noob "come be one of us BUT FIRST HAHAHA" thing... just leave me be, if you dont like it.

like i did, ya? 

lookey here mam... my points are that not only does things we look at sometimes seem unreal, but also our very own existence. and if i can think like that, i can certantly not have bill and joe becomming pretentious assholes because i would be one myself... i think that the suddenicity of them becomming pretentious assholes in each story are the same. ive got a kinda "nothing can be proven do wtf ever" kinda thing going.

yes very.

nutricious

plus

only three(or four... i forget) edits... psh i must be drunk... hmm... i don't feel drunk.

apocalypse-is-nigh!!!! Tommorow MIGHT have happened... can anyone confirm this?

A serious minded barstool was sitting in his pub, having a few pints, and

talking about the nature of Universe.

Suddently he started ranting that most of what we consider ,Äúmatter,Äù is made up

of empty space.  ,ÄúThe distance between a nucleus, its electrons, and the

nearest adjacent atom is comparatively large; why, I shouldn't even be

considered a solid!,Äù

"But wait,Ķ As far as I can actually prove, I might simply be a

hallucination, for I am not actually seeing myself, I'm processing

electric signals in my head generated by my optic nerves.  And all they are

doing is claiming certain wavelengths of light have bounced off an object.  But

what if the nerves are misfiring, which we all know happen quite often?  So, I

can,Äôt really say whether or not I even exist!,Äù He continued.

Just then, a man approached him and said, ,ÄúI couldn,Äôt help but overhear you

talking.  If I may, I have an experiment for you.  Purely in the interest of a

Deeper Understanding of the Universe.,Äù

He then proceeded to pick up the barstool and pummel both Bill and Joe squarely

about the head and torso, because they were so obviously pretentious assholes

who deserved a beatdown.

Thus, they were enlightened.


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Tomorrow then proceeded to pick up itself and pummel triple zero squarely about the head and torso

tomorrow i will write a list of all things sapient, so as not to piss them off

but i really will do it tomorrow... heh

greetings

BY JOHNNY I'LL DO IT!!!

tomorrow


maybe