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Grade school teacher... huh... interesting though! I don't know that I have it in me, but I do know I'd kick ass at it. THINGS TO CONSIDER.

dude

I would immediately find a willing chick, make babies with her, and move them to your school district if you became a schoolteacher.

Likewise.

I'd find a willing chick, get a turkey baster, and move.

This needs to happen again. I didn't want to leave!

SUU I WILL CALL YOU AROUND 4 WHEN I BAIL EARLY FROM WORK

BE READY

YAAAAY

RAD.

I am committed to doing the xmortis piracy shtick with a whole bunch of folk, but before that I can totally come out! My boss is out so I don't plan to dress like a serious person for work. Also, I will totally bail early. Probably 4PMish. I'll be on my bike, so I can go wherever.

AND EEEEEEEEEVE. YAY.

I'd say Bayonetta because I want guns on my shoes and crazy pole-dancing stripper attacks, but let's face it--I'd probably just be an average schmoe.

So then, Bioshock! Because I freaking love the ocean and Art Deco and oh man, that game is just SO PRETTY.

Also, there's cans of beans fucking EVERYWHERE.

Alternately: Katamari! I will roll a motherfucker.

BTW - did you see the 23ae post about the Eris Pageant? Somebody posted another pic of you from that con, the image was watermarked from CONGIRLS.ORG - I'm curious - did you post stuff there, or are horny fanboys uploading your pix to faptown? 

The photographers are still editing the pinup shoot and cleaning them up, but I'll post once stuff is available. They just sent me the ones where I was being ridiculous and silly.

I did see the Eris Pageant! I was going to submit myself, but you beat me to it.

And yeah, D*Con pics end up all over the place... I never know where I'll find myself next!

I just see a white page with a pic of a llama and the text "herp a derp derp?"

And scribd won't let me download the PDF unless I log in, and I forgot my login.

Damnit scribd

That... Is odd. I shall proceed with the troubleshooting. Because there IS a pic of a llama but there is actual text on the flyer.

STAND BY.

EDIT: It is working for me I don't really know what's up and I don't really have the tech-savvy to hypothesize. Sorry!

Freeky, I am SO JEALOUS of those boots. They are effing phenomenal.

Anyways, I cut and bleached my hair:



And I also did a pin-up photoshoot. By the end of the shoot, we were getting really silly:



FEAR ME

This... I have no excuse for, other than sleepiness.

I'm driving to North Carolina tomorrow ( ) so I figure I'm just gonna hang these up at every rest stop I stop at and the con when we get there. The phone number on the tags goes to a rickroll.

It ain't much, but it'll keep me entertained on the trip.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/31989314/Missing-Llama

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Wanking.

Let's face it, genitals are tricksy.

How it applies to N00bs:

Be honest, be clever, and hang the fuck on.

Exactly.  Discordianism should require a hard hat, safety glasses, double-bagged condoms, and asbestos gloves.

I am printing up stickers AS WE SPEAK (well, AS SOON AS MY BOSS LEAVES FOR HER MEETING) that say "Life should require a hard hat, safety glasses, double-bagged condoms, and asbestos gloves." Because that is accurate.

Also, for the OP. Although I do the majority of my posting in the fluff category, it is the presence of all five pillars in this forum that keeps me coming back. We got good shit here that you don't find elsewhere. We got good enough shit that I don't bother posting anywhere other than fluff unless I really think I have something really good to contribute--the majority of the posting that happens outside Fluff Land is really good stuff, and I think sometimes when we're complaining about fluff, we forget that people aren't posting other stuff because sometimes we don't know what to say or have something ready and we're self-editing so that when we do actually post, it's worthwhile.

Like, our fluff is REALLY fluffy. But our good shit is SO GODDAMN GOOD. I think there's an interrelatedness there.

It's all true.

ALL.

TRUE.

Sorry your head got eaten, Payne.  

S'ok Dok.

I don't really need most of my head anyway, it only slows me down.

True, a neck pipe is more streamlined than a head.  Ears are nature's spoilers.

The whole "mouth" business only gets in the way of my tongue, and it's many and varied functions.

And you only really need one eye on a somewhat prehensile stalk.

OH GOD PAYNE HAS TURNED INTO A TENTACLE MONSTER

I know I'm a newb, and I should probably lurk moar. But this is stupid. Why do my roommates want me to buy 4 liters of water when I can take my unlimited supply and boil it? And yeah, it's on me because I have today off. (I live in Eastern MA btw, and we have a water emergency)  . On the bright side my humanities homework is basically listen to Black Sabbath's paranoid and write about the importance of Heavy Metal. Not so bad after all.

CAUSE PEOPLE ARE DUMB

The majority of people I saw at the grocery store Saturday night panic-buying carts full of water probably barely ever even drink water. It's simply the fact that they cannot get it that makes them fell that they MUST HAVE IT.

Boil water, strain through muslin cloth to make it look clean, ??, prophet.

The water LOOKS clean, it's just made a detour through the Charles River between the reservoir and our taps. It looks like perfectly normal water. Smells like normal water. Washes my hair and flushes my toilet like normal water.

BUT IT MIGHT BE DEADLY.

So boil it, then remove panties from twist, then have a beer. That's how I've been rolling.

I really, REALLY wish I could go. I might try to hop down briefly on my lunch or something if I can manage it.

Welcome!  Always good to have another person posting!

I agree with Payne.  In the bad old days I wouldn't even log on with out 4 shots of espresso or a glass of whiskey.

These days it's six shots of espresso poured into a pint glass of whiskey.