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#1
Apple Talk / Re: Step Right Up, Step Right Up...
August 02, 2010, 04:47:35 PM
Quote from: Captain Utopia on August 02, 2010, 04:00:24 PM
Quote from: Dr. Alan Grant on August 02, 2010, 03:42:36 PM
I do know this, that fucking Pterodactyl Handler has to die before he destroys us all.

Well yes quite, and I am glad that we have come to some level of agreement on this issue at last.  The only remaining issue, as I see it, is determining the most efficient method of dispatch.

here's what I've figured out:

The Pterodactyl Handler is actually a robot. I think he was originally built to create clones. Then he went haywire. Hence all the pterodactyls.

Despite being a robot, he is not immune to poison. Kind of counterintuitive, I know.

If you can get him to attack an image using his horrid pterodactyls, and that image contains poison, it will make him incredibly sick.

Quoteinfighting

THIS IS JUST WHAT THE PTERODACTYL HANDLER WANTS US TO DO
#2
Apple Talk / Re: Step Right Up, Step Right Up...
August 02, 2010, 03:42:36 PM
Somebody, I can't really tell who, is talking about how they're experiencing cognitive dissonance. I get the sense that it's somebody who has used multiple alts on multiple forums, and now the forum populations are coming together, and he's confused about which alt now holds his "real" opinions.




I do know this, that fucking Pterodactyl Handler has to die before he destroys us all.