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wtf is that riding the black sow?!
is it a meatball with a lemon for a head?

Well, that's just one of the great mysteries that perhaps we shall never solve.  That's what it looks like to me, though.  I'm also concerned by the expression of sheer terror (or something) on the face of the turkey..

        Wish these PD spags would             Yeah- we don't make fun of their
        just STFU and leave us alone                  hand and dildo fetishes
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Far is the searching, and many the mile
That most folks will go to dredge up a smile
Rehashing old "not funny" is bland
Can anyone find TiGGeR's pineal gland?
I'd shiver in fear, or perhaps duck and run,
but his previous rants make it clear he has none!
So don't throw a fit, get psychotic, or pout
we all feel real sorry for the poor saps without.


Good thing I'm an illiterate n00b, and therefore just didn't write any of that.