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To eat of a wizard is to acquire in part his virtues, but to each too much is to be taken over by his restless spirit and shaped by his burning will. His spirit waits for the appropriate host it can turn to its purpose; if none can be secured, it uses what is at hand, even thought it entails a loss of higher awareness for many generations of transmigration. Things so made, misshapen and monstrous beyond description, are ever hungry and are to be avoided.

I see you know your Lovecraft Alhazred.
I never read any of that, by the way. I just follow the shaman's call.

This thread is now (or still) the toilet of PD.

I would cry, but it was a pretty unoriginal and uninspired OP. Let it burn.

I LIKED the OP.  Unfortunately, it was killed by an attention whore named Janvier.  He can't create anything, so he'll trash yours.

Isn't that the way it always goes with shitheads like him?  I mean, seriously, think back:  AKK, Cowass, IANAR, etc.

They (and Janvier) are utterly indistinguishable from each other.  They have nothing to say, so they're going to say it loud, on YOUR threads.

You know, placing the responsibility of derailing this thread solely on me would be like saying you tools have no free will. You assume I can't create. You have no way of knowing. I do. I know I create more than you would. I know I challenge more than you would. I know I live more than you would.

That said, I liked the OP as well.

Um, yes, whatever.  Fuck off and die.  Nobody wants to hear your shit, and everyone is sick of you fucking threads up.

Also, nobody believes a fucking thing you say.  You don't live more, you're a sockfucker in your mother's basement.

Drink Drano, pls.

If nobody wants to hear my shit, then I suppose they will stop listening? If everyone is sick of me fucking up threads, then I suppose they aren't too bothered since they would rather reply to my fucked up threads than post something of their own, or reply to one of the threads I've steered clear of.

I'm glad nobody believes a fucking thing I say. They shouldn't believe a fucking thing you say either. And do you know that I don't live more? If so, where does this knowledge come from?

They do post things of their own.  And you flood those threads with your meaningless bullshit.

That's one of the reasons everyone hates you.

While those aren't answers to my questions...
You say I posted nothing of my own. I posted a number of threads here.
You say I flood their threads with meaningless bullshit. Yet I considered and expressed my meaning in (almost) every post I made
In short, I conclude that dialectic isn't your strongest feature, so I propose we move on the the ad-hominems.
DIAF, YOU ARSETARD HORRIBLE BASTARD!

You don't rate anything more.

Die in a fire.

PS:  Look up dialectic in a dictionary, asshole.

di·a·lec·tic        /ˌdaɪəˈlɛktɪk/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[dahy-uh-lek-tik] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective Also, dialectical.
1.   of, pertaining to, or of the nature of logical argumentation.
2.   dialectal.
–noun
3.   the art or practice of logical discussion as employed in investigating the truth of a theory or opinion.
4.   logical argumentation.
5.   Often, dialectics.
a.   logic or any of its branches.
b.   any formal system of reasoning or thought.

like this 

This thread is now (or still) the toilet of PD.

I would cry, but it was a pretty unoriginal and uninspired OP. Let it burn.

I LIKED the OP.  Unfortunately, it was killed by an attention whore named Janvier.  He can't create anything, so he'll trash yours.

Isn't that the way it always goes with shitheads like him?  I mean, seriously, think back:  AKK, Cowass, IANAR, etc.

They (and Janvier) are utterly indistinguishable from each other.  They have nothing to say, so they're going to say it loud, on YOUR threads.

You know, placing the responsibility of derailing this thread solely on me would be like saying you tools have no free will. You assume I can't create. You have no way of knowing. I do. I know I create more than you would. I know I challenge more than you would. I know I live more than you would.

That said, I liked the OP as well.

Um, yes, whatever.  Fuck off and die.  Nobody wants to hear your shit, and everyone is sick of you fucking threads up.

Also, nobody believes a fucking thing you say.  You don't live more, you're a sockfucker in your mother's basement.

Drink Drano, pls.

If nobody wants to hear my shit, then I suppose they will stop listening? If everyone is sick of me fucking up threads, then I suppose they aren't too bothered since they would rather reply to my fucked up threads than post something of their own, or reply to one of the threads I've steered clear of.

I'm glad nobody believes a fucking thing I say. They shouldn't believe a fucking thing you say either. And do you know that I don't live more? If so, where does this knowledge come from?

They do post things of their own.  And you flood those threads with your meaningless bullshit.

That's one of the reasons everyone hates you.

While those aren't answers to my questions...
You say I posted nothing of my own. I posted a number of threads here.
You say I flood their threads with meaningless bullshit. Yet I considered and expressed my meaning in (almost) every post I made
In short, I conclude that dialectic isn't your strongest feature, so I propose we move on the the ad-hominems.
DIAF, YOU ARSETARD HORRIBLE BASTARD!

IANAR? IS THAT YUO?!

Seriously, once this twat turns to "ED this" and "ED that", I'm going to shart SRS BZNS.


In the meantime,

Not IANAR.  It's one of the mods from CoG.

You keep your barns helplessly uninformed.
I'll be whatever you guys think me to be, but only in your tiny cells. And in my own cell (though that is really the last thing I'd call it), I'm whatever I think I am. Are you really assuming I am someone you have met before? Looking for evidence to disprove, instead of support, your theory is a good way to figure out the "truth", however malleable it may be.

But to give you a fair shot at figuring out who I am, here is a screenshot of my desktop:

This thread is now (or still) the toilet of PD.

I would cry, but it was a pretty unoriginal and uninspired OP. Let it burn.

I LIKED the OP.  Unfortunately, it was killed by an attention whore named Janvier.  He can't create anything, so he'll trash yours.

Isn't that the way it always goes with shitheads like him?  I mean, seriously, think back:  AKK, Cowass, IANAR, etc.

They (and Janvier) are utterly indistinguishable from each other.  They have nothing to say, so they're going to say it loud, on YOUR threads.

You know, placing the responsibility of derailing this thread solely on me would be like saying you tools have no free will. You assume I can't create. You have no way of knowing. I do. I know I create more than you would. I know I challenge more than you would. I know I live more than you would.

That said, I liked the OP as well.

Um, yes, whatever.  Fuck off and die.  Nobody wants to hear your shit, and everyone is sick of you fucking threads up.

Also, nobody believes a fucking thing you say.  You don't live more, you're a sockfucker in your mother's basement.

Drink Drano, pls.

If nobody wants to hear my shit, then I suppose they will stop listening? If everyone is sick of me fucking up threads, then I suppose they aren't too bothered since they would rather reply to my fucked up threads than post something of their own, or reply to one of the threads I've steered clear of.

I'm glad nobody believes a fucking thing I say. They shouldn't believe a fucking thing you say either. And do you know that I don't live more? If so, where does this knowledge come from?

This thread is now about Garfield Minus Garfield.

Wait, not yet! I just found out how to become one with the universe: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/HowTo:Be_At_One_With_The_Universe

morale: don't listen to crazy people or they'll rape you with a sombrero : D

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Oh dear, that wasn't my intention. I wouldn't want to be killing my own business. I personally profess no belief in "morale" or any such silliness.

Have you ever been raped with a sombrero before?

This thread is now (or still) the toilet of PD.

I would cry, but it was a pretty unoriginal and uninspired OP. Let it burn.

I LIKED the OP.  Unfortunately, it was killed by an attention whore named Janvier.  He can't create anything, so he'll trash yours.

Isn't that the way it always goes with shitheads like him?  I mean, seriously, think back:  AKK, Cowass, IANAR, etc.

They (and Janvier) are utterly indistinguishable from each other.  They have nothing to say, so they're going to say it loud, on YOUR threads.

You know, placing the responsibility of derailing this thread solely on me would be like saying you tools have no free will. You assume I can't create. You have no way of knowing. I do. I know I create more than you would. I know I challenge more than you would. I know I live more than you would.

That said, I liked the OP as well.

Sign the "I Hate Pledge Jones" book and join the countless others who despise and loathe every breath he takes on this earth!
I am    3.14159265358979323846

[The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway.]

Yeah, sure. I'm just using it for inspiration. I guess I don't really want to be involved with the BIP. The pessimistic tone pissed me off anyway. (And yes, I know about the "Golden Sphere of Possibility", I just feel the entire metaphor is just worded in a downbeat way. Not my style...)

Transcending one's revulsion is a strategy in some Tantric cults.

I have transcended revulsion. But that doesn't mean I don't know what's good for me. I follow my own diet.

I'm a helper.

Fool! don't you know you are challenging the true speakers of Discordian faith? If you aid me, well, you might as well prepare for your time as precious mao button, heretic!

The entire point of a pledge is to not reply at all.

This is true, but receiving the exact same reply every time would be pretty much the same thing anyway.  Or at least, thats how I looked at it.

But never let it be said that I can't take constructive criticism, I will refrain in the future.

Let this be a learning experience for you!
Don't mess with what you can't handle!

That's dangerously close to stepping, Cram my dear.

I haven't written a word in response to the douche... I am using the Pledge images in the original SPAM sense.  And I assure you, I can keep it up MUCH longer than he can.

STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF!

We're not on planet Mudball anymore, spag!