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well youre a real buzzkill

well then in the meantime  may we at least have alcoholic cocktails

vote with automatic weapons and molotov cocktails... what did you think i meant?

but i would be the most whacked, doped out, zip-zoup zabulious tyrant ever.... can ya dig it?  

wait a minute, youre not chef, and maybe i should work on my ebonics a little more before the next scheme.... oh well, vote for me anyway

im all for this revolution if declaring me unquestionable lord and master of the universe can be tacked on somewhere

i heard something about him having time-travelling powers.  with those he would be capable of making a 6 year old 18+ before any of those not endowed with such gifts can bat an eye

the secret to women is candy and stickers, theyre crazy about them, well at that age anyway


(i am kidding, tell the lynch mob to stand down)

Eric i have no problem with
aini, fine
trollax i actually liked (is he ever coming back?)

but hotsuma is the one person who is consistantly mean (chef doesnt count) that most seem to accept.  stand by for an important message

You're stupid, bigoted, mean, small minded and small membered!





edit:corrected aini's name

but not a pirate, of course

you know, i made a pact with someone from high school that if we arent pirates by the 10th reunion, we will commandeer the best-looking ship we can find that isnt filled with muscle-bound inhabitants and plunder the great lakes (with me as the captain, of course.  i already have the hat, you see)

hah! thats where im still one up on you.... you only asked about my sources, never mentioning my integrity. hahahah

Capt Henry Morgans latin-to-pirate dictionary, circa 1670

Tales of Lust, depravity, and sadomasochism for the seafaring individual, Francis Drake, circa 1559

Big Sur and the oranges of hieronymous bosch, henry miller, circa awhile ago

history is against you, my humble adversary

do not have a nice day, for i do not thank you

heres some banality right back atcha

you CANT be both a pirate and a maker of dirty thoughts at the same time
      you see, pirate comes from two latin words "pir" meaning "person who is unable" and "ate" meaning "to make other people think dirty thoughts, even if theyre in their mind" (yes, it really means all that)

ill thank you to question neither my integrity nor my sources

good day

i  thought the movie was pretty terrible, but still better than, say, battlefield earth.  As for the height issue, in the original, vader was played by the same guy who was Julian, the writer's bodyguard in Clockwork Orange (by the by, anyone see the porn version, "a clockwork orgy"?) and in ep 3, they wanted to get a tall actor to be vader, but whatshisname anakin wouldnt let them.  

pshh.  actors.