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are you all bound?

hint: the answer is yes!

the giver is a classic example of the bound binding people.

you were born bound, ever since you had your sexual organs. cut them off and become unbound!

it is too bad that you are indeed bound.

take my advice , 'slartibartfast', forsake these people and become unbound like me. follow these easy steps.

1. castrate yourself.
2. deprive yourself of sleep for 4 days (not 5! this so called 'law of fives' does not apply to the unbound)
3. go to sleep. the THREE will contact you if you are worthy.

your bound words are all that is. may you be bound forever.

i have come to tell you that you are bound. yes, you so called worshippers of chaos, you are infact bound by the things you mock and laugh at. you say you shun order, and yet you know that you can not. to shun order is to be bound. to shun disorder is to be bound. to acknowledge anything but the eternal, is to be bound. i laugh at you.

stupid question.