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Aw come on.  He did say he was wrong.




...I must be getting soft in my old age. 

Don't worry, bull goose is making damn good and sure to chase me all over the forum and insult my compliments.

This idea is brilliant.

BUT IS IT REALLY REAL DISCORDIANISM?

consult ur pinele gland lololol

Yup! You got me! Right in the anus-hole!

Did somebody rape your mother in front of you or something? What's with you?

Nothing.  I just love people who show up, insult everyone, and profess to be the example of the One True Way to be a Discordian.  Dumbass.

I'm trying to turn you onto something I really appreciate, and feel everyone deserves to enjoy, and you're twisting it like a barbed cruller and gouging my tender internet feelings with it.

I am a horrible bastard.  Ask around.

Also, you think you're the first person to hear jazz?  Again, you act like everyone around you is a fucking idiot, and then you wonder why the fuck nobody likes you and nobody takes you seriously on ANY subject.

You know what, you're right. I'm trying to reform myself.

That's quite a conviction!

"Indictment".  Please do not mangle Her Majesty's English.  Thanks.

I'm enjoying jazz right now, the only thing I'm high on is the music itself.

I forgot to mention the possibility that you just might be stupid.  However, given the fact that you INSIST on jabbering about it, it's probably pretentiousness.  Or both.

P.S. the song is Toxic

P.P.S.  Nobody cares.

Did somebody rape your mother in front of you or something? What's with you?
I'm trying to turn you onto something I really appreciate, and feel everyone deserves to enjoy, and you're twisting it like a barbed cruller and gouging my tender internet feelings with it.

This idea is brilliant.

BUT IS IT REALLY REAL DISCORDIANISM?

consult ur pinele gland lololol

That's quite a conviction!

I'm enjoying jazz right now, the only thing I'm high on is the music itself. I don't think I'm musically pretentious. I have a preferred Britney Spears song, how falsely tasteful could I be?

P.S. the song is Toxic

This idea is brilliant. I live right on a beach, I think I oughta collect some empties and toss them to shallow tide with messages inside early in the morning.

When I was living in Japan I created a series of signs that read "FREE CIGARETTES" and taped them up all over the three-block vicinity of the train station near my apartment. Every Tom, Dick, and Harry over there smokes compulsively and I thought it would excite them. They stayed up until the day I left, oddly enough.

Have any of you really listened to jazz? Or heard it and thought about it?
It's all rather beyond words.
Anyway, I reckon I'll do that.

Jazz is 4 musicians playing 4 different songs at the same time.

It's crap.

Well isn't Discordianism sort of like 4 people advocating 4 different beliefs at the same time? or 5, as the case may be

Yes, but that doesn't hurt my ears, and want me to rip the tops off of the musicians' skulls and shit on their living brains.

I remember reading one time, when I couldn't stand jazz either, how people report it makes them 'angry.' Letting refined talent make you angry seems so backwards to me. It certainly takes patience and a very open mind to get used to, but it's very worth it.

Well, like any music, you've got to ape it before you make it. I mean Brubeck wasn't laying it down Beat-style right out the womb was he? Was he??

Yeah, the sevens are gnarly. You ever try laying down those ninths, or better yet, a 7 sharp-9th, the Hendrix chord? All this talk of numbers makes want to spank out some P-funk. I fucking love music.

What we're all calling the primitive life would only be horrible by our own modern standards. The things that's in our way, as it always has been and probably always will be, is our total excess of awareness.

I mean, take a baby. Kid's happy enough doing pretty much anything, because he hasn't accumulated what you'd call, I don't know, 'higher experiences.' Loves eating, sleeping, dicking around. But of course as it gets older, it starts to see more, encounter more. It understands the other kids have things that it doesn't. It starts to get a sense of time, the power of mental reflection. Before you know it, it's an adult wishing it could be stupid again.

So suppose you didn't flee to the woods, but were part of the first generation born there. If the hand was played right, and you never even knew about the cities and the bigwigs and the capitalist pigs (man), how unhappy would you really be? If licking bugs off of a tree trunk was the apogee, in your realm of experiences, then it'll never take more than that to bring you fulfillment.

You know what, this whole argument's totally bunk, on account of that annoying ambitious spark inside of all humans, that willingness to live beyond current means. Fucking HU-MANS, man

Have any of you really listened to jazz? Or heard it and thought about it?
It's all rather beyond words.
Anyway, I reckon I'll do that.

ZAPPA??

Sure, close enough

Have any of you really listened to jazz? Or heard it and thought about it?
It's all rather beyond words.
Anyway, I reckon I'll do that.

Jazz is 4 musicians playing 4 different songs at the same time.

It's crap.

Well isn't Discordianism sort of like 4 people advocating 4 different beliefs at the same time? or 5, as the case may be

Have any of you really listened to jazz? Or heard it and thought about it?
It's all rather beyond words.
Anyway, I reckon I'll do that.

Gee whiz, don't get ya'll's panties in a bunch and derail the thread here on my account.

In unvacuous honesty I see Discordianism as the jazz of religions. I don't actually like jazz, but it represents to me the rawness of creativity and ideas, with no confusing or misinterpretable meaning. It just is, for the sake of is.

[The good Book]

Definition that I was thinking of using: 

1) Militant subjectivism
2) worshiping the fractal nature of the universe

Both they both sounds so goddamn pretentious.

Indeed my friend!
But it is all contained in The good Book
FIVE TONS OF FLAX my friend!
A religion disguised a joke! Or Vice Versa! To Infinity my friend!
Whatever you want it to be my friend!

Subjectivism? I SUNK IT