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UMC=University Medical Center in Tucson. Am I understanding that not everyone here is in Tucson?

Hey its Rerun!

Actually I am going to be 38 on July 30. I am sorry some of you did not appreciate the parody. I am just really sick of Bible-thumpers and their BS.

We did our black Mass tonight.

Afterwards we were discussing the meaning of life and the topic of Moses and the burning bush came up. We have conclusive proof that the burning bush was a burning Marijuana plant.  After Moses gazed upon the  marijuana plant and its sacred fumes he heard the voice of God coming from the plant, and...

Its not about Abortion. It seemed to be a promotional ad for UMC 

Have you guys seen the new billboard for UMC. The poster has some hospital item on it, but what struck me was the slogan: Can you hear the silence?

Why is the hospital silent. Is everyone there dead?

Don't worry if you can't come.

Don't worry about the wafers either. We are not going to eat them

Hey Good Reverend, not much right now. Going to see The Dark Knight later with my wife. Then later this evening a group of us are going to do a parody ritual. I was partially joking about the Black Mass. We don't do them every week, but we are doing one tonight.

I met one of your members at a local cafe last night. He told me about this site. I kinda hoping he will recognize me here

Hey everyone,

I am the new guy.

I am the Pompus Maximus the the "Church of What's Happening Now."  Our weekly Black Mass is tomorrow at 8