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REPUTATIONS ARE VERY IMPORTANT THINGS
POSTING AS AN ALT REMOVES ALL CONTEXT AND ADDS TO CONFUSION

Alts are laem anyways.

Baileys, but with coffee in it.

I was going to ask Captain Obvious to make this thread, but he just said "duh!" to me and ran off.

For all the fanfare, I was expecting something, I dunno, a little more exciting.  And it only tastes as good in a cup of coffee as ordinary Baileys, too.

PRODUCTS GENERALLY DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE TIN.
IT'S A PRETTY GOOD MARKETING SCHEME, AT LEAST.

http://www.thefword.org.uk/blog/2009/09/sexual_assault_3

Feminism, yeah!

Please distribute this list. Put it up in your place of work, in your university's library or wherever you think theymight be read:

1. Don't put drugs in people's drinks in order to control their behavior.

2. When you see someone walking by themselves, leave them alone!

3. If you pull over to help someone with car problems, remember not to assault them!

4. NEVER open an unlocked door or window uninvited.

5. If you are in an elevator and someone else gets in, DON'T ASSAULT THEM!

6. Remember, people go to laundry to do their laundry, do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

7. USE THE BUDDY SYSTEM! If you are not able to stop yourself from assaulting people, ask a friend to stay with you while you are in public.

8. Always be honest with people! Don't pretend to be a caring friend in order to gain the trust of someone you want to assault. Consider telling them you plan to assault them. If you don't communicate your intentions, the other person may take that as a sign that you do not plan to rape them.

9. Don't forget: you can't have sex with someone unless they are awake!

10. Carry a whistle! If you are worried you might assault someone "on accident" you can hand it to the person you are with, so they can blow it if you do.

We should make a list of things you should already do and post THEM up everywhere.

SHORTER VERSION: DON'T EVER TALK TO A WOMAN. DON'T EVEN LOOK AT HER. IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT A WOMAN WE WILL LOCK YOU UP FOREVER AND CUT YOU BALLS OFF. DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNK?

THE CHECK IS NOT IN THE MAIL
ATHLETES, ACTORS AND EXECUTIVES ARE OVERPAID
TEACHERS AND SCIENTISTS ARE UNDERPAID
PAYING FOR BOTTLED WATER IS STUPID
EVERYONE LIES
EVERYONE MASTURBATES
NO ONE FLOSSES REGULARLY
EVERYONE IS A HYPOCRITE
YOU LOOK FUNNY NAKED
APPLE TALK, SNL AND MAD MAGAZINE HAVE ALWAYS SUCKED
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR STORIES ABOUT YOUR CATS OR CHILDREN
90% OF CONVERSATIONS ARE CRAP
ANN COULTER AND BILL O'REILLY DON'T BELIEVE A WORD THAT THEY SAY
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TRUE LOVE
YOUR VOTE DOESN'T COUNT
GHOSTS, ALIENS, BIGFOOT, THE LOCHNESS MONSTER AND GODS DON'T EXIST
VACCINES DO NOT CAUSE AUTISM
OJ DID IT
OSWALD DID IT
NEIL ARMSTRONG DID LAND ON THE MOON
CREATIONISTS ARE MENTALLY RETARDED
YOUR WORLDVIEW IS IRRATIONAL
EVERYONE YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT WILL DIE SOMEDAY
YOU WILL DIE ALONE
IN 100 YEARS NONE OF THIS WILL MATTER
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS TODAY

WADE HAS AN OVER-SIMPLISTIC WORLDVIEW
HIS HEAD IS TOO SMALL