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A fucking LIVE ONE!

In body if not in mind, anyway...

So, you think I should clean this up and put it on the BIP wiki?

Yeah, spent some time reading the BIP Wiki before I joined, I think it'd make a good addition.
Puts a lot of common sense stuff into plain English.

Trolls, all of you.

LIES!! LIES AND SLANDER!!!

Immediately labeling them as such when they come in is a self-fulfilling prophecy, by the way.

Not necessarily. It's only self-fulfilling if said person gets all pissy about being labeled a troll/n00b and starts flexing his e-peen and whatnot.

There's too many fucking morons around teh webernets to just be all buddy-buddy with every schmuck that comes around. Shake up the FNG and see what happens - standard procedure. Fuck prophecy.

I've made this a few times a few different ways, but this way is possibly the most satisfying.

Go get:
14 strips of bacon
2c shredded cheese
1-2 Potatoes
1 onion

Do this:
Slice up the potato and onion
Weave the bacon together into a square. There's instructions on how to do this online. Easy as hell.
Cook the woven bacon in a oven, or fry it up in a big ass skillet. Either way, cook the bacon till it's NOT QUITE done.
Take some of the grease from the bacon and cook the potatoes and onions.
Put cheese on bacon
Put potatoes and onion cheese
Roll the fucker up
Cook in the oven at 425 degrees for 5-7min to crisp up the bacon
Consume
Monitor blood pressure closely for the next 24 hours.


I don't add any pepper because I only eat peppered bacon at home. If you don't have any in teh fridge, put some pepper on there too.

Also good with less cheese and more other stuff like eggs and other meats. Breakfast sausage and eggs is good...

troll bitch?

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Yep, troll noob. Let the flaming begin, I bathe in asbestos so I'll be fine.

Baby ROOOF?