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Hell..my home looks like a single wide trailer on the outside.. but on the inside it is a HUGE 3 story mansion..praise CHAOS!

Thats EXACTLY what I made that game for..no points, no information..just spank that Islamic Prophet ass as much as you like.

Your skirts are so cute Nigel.

Hello everyone. Reverend Jeremiah here, Praise Sweet Baby Jesus! I have got a holiday treat for you! We here at Jesus Christ Arcade Studios have been hard at work trying to get you some new blasphemous games just in time for the holidays and apparently Sweet Baby Jesus is smiling upons us. We have two (count them... TWO) new games for you to sink your heathen teeth into:

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Sweet Bouncing Jesus - (http://jesuschristarcade.com/index.php?action=arcade;sa=play;game=36)

"Sweet Baby Jesus loves to bounce. Oh, oh, oh, please pick me up and bounce me. I love to bounce up and down and up and down and up and oh, oh, oh, OH, OHHHHHH..... Sweet Baby Jesus Bless you!"

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Spank The Prophet - (http://jesuschristarcade.com/index.php?action=arcade;sa=play;game=35)

"How DARE you even !!!THINK!!! of spanking the Prophet Muhammad!!! (Peace Be Upon Him!) You shall feel the sting of the scorpion and the wrath of ALLAH if you even !!!THINK!!! of playing this game!...wait..you want to...SPANK ME?!?! ...mmm, Prophet Muhammad (Pease Be Upon My Naughty Ass!) likes getting spanked!..mmm yeah....come and spank me like the BITCH I am!"

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WAIT...WAIT..WAIT...I'm receiving a coded message from Sweet Baby Jesus through the Spirit World..I...cant..control..my..fingers....

***"Happy Holidays BITCH, but this ain't my birthday...it's the Winter Solstice you ass holes!!!"***

Well, I am back in control again, and Praise Sweet Baby Jesus we need to ask him for fogiveness for celebrating a pagan holiday..again and again and again and again and again!

We here at Jesus Christ Arcade Studios are wishing you, and yours, a VERY happy...well...whatever you celebrate during this cold time.



Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy, Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM JESUS CHRIST ARCADE.
(http://www.jesuschristarcade.com/)

- Reverend Jeremiah
"Praise Sweet Baby Jesus"

Besides, I will be more than happy to fix any problems with theme code. The one I sent the first time has many options you can add to it in the back end.. you mod it up, activate whatever needs to be activated, then when all is said and done you check the markup.

But, as I said before, I will be using a different template next time.. one that doesnt have the extra bells and whistles the last one I made does, but is more visually stimulating for the .com

"ok i only clicked three links and i got 6 errors:"

Can you give me the list?

"Theres an Undefined index: use_tp"

Did you activate the tiny portal access in the theme without tinyportal loaded onto the forum? This is accessable in the current themes features.

"and another in the same file: Undefined index: width"

Did you even go into the back end of this template to set the width? This is also accessable in the current themes features. Or did you just upload it, not adjust anything, then condemn it?

This isnt your normal theme, it has adjustable options for width/tiny portal/other mods and many style sheets for text size. Besides, didnt I just post saying that theme is now (obviously) outdated and will clash with the new style sheets we have been working on?

Wonderful, just let me know when you are ready and I will happily help you. Doing all of the pages of both books will be a good weeks worth of work - if not more.

Right now I will be working on a new SMF template for this forum (because we obviously can no longer use the one I made a few days ago because it will clash with the new look.) that will closely resemble the style sheet that i was messing around with for the last couple of days.

Now, I am obviously NOT going to make the main wrapper of the forum to be 800px. Thats just WAY to small. Im thinking that keeping the template width the same as it is now would probably be best (besides, I like big forum templates... anything less feels constricted). I should be done with the forum template..oh..Im going to take my time a bit so give me about a week.

What would really help is if you could give me a list of all of the packages/mods you have on this SMF forum so I can ensure that nothing changes when the new template is installed.

Yes, that is the main style sheet and yes I used IE. The background images I just directly linked and planned on rooting them eventually. Im no syntax purist like yourself. I am more than likely wrong on something as I never took a class on CSS. I can see where sandbox can be easier to use, but frankly I dont care much for it.

I hope what I did helps you out. So instead of you having to build the entire thing you can just step in and correct my syntax, add a few things and be done with it that much faster.  ... if not, then oh well.. at least I tried.

Once you get the word press up and running (no rush, of course.. I will be working at your pace or less  ) Ill be more than happy to help you put all of the pages of the book together. You just start one page, that way you show me EXACTLY how you want the code to look, then I just build all of the pages for you and zip them up and hand them back over to you. That way you can spend your time setting up and transferring your blog material.

and once all of that is done I will make a new theme for this forum to resemble (not 100% of course) the theme of the wordpress.

"Being a Hindu deity means having hundreds of arms while refusing to help anyone."

LOL, thank you, that is one of my original quotes. More to come soon...

Yea that and Matt is never around to update the main site and I do not think Loki has permissions.You could always stop by we are in need of a rebuild over there.

Joined your site as well but have not popped in.

I have seen this error before but for the life of me can not remember the fix!

I was willing to help them update the entire forum. Im damn good at forum software, especially SMF... I would love to see TCOG look a bit "cleaner" if you know what I mean. The original TCOG images were a bit fuzzy and I cleaned them up, and I also know that his forums software has revolving mods that he can get those banners revolving. A revolving banner makes a forum MUCH more interesting.

My site is based on a forum but I didnt choose the software for the forum. Yeah, its nice, but I do a shit load of coding and flash work and I offer shitloads of downloads on my site. So I need the forum mostly for easy made pages and support.

I have a revolving header on my arcade (currently under construction as of 12-10-08) with 44 (YES, I SAID FORTY FOUR!!!!) revolving banners with different quotes under them.

Here is a link to a post where I organize my slogans, and I am always open to new slogans as long as they are short and sweet.

http://jesuschristarcade.com/index.php?topic=94.0

[Shout out to 000]

Well it is good to see you back even if it is a different place!

I have had similar problems to that but mine was mostly the css update didn't take on the tomcat server.

Well, I wanted to help TCOG with their wonderful site...they wanted to make me a reverend but I was more interested in helping the look of the site (thats why my signature bar says "custodian"). I love the absurdist/atheist/nutty sites out there and they inspire me to get creative. I have done a shitload work for this site so far, but for some reason only I can see it  and it is REALLY pissing me off.

I have got some SWEET plans for a custom template for THIS forum, but I really want to get this sandbox template done.. and it is at 90% right now.

Shout out to 000

do you have a test site with Word Press / sandbox on it? I can zip up the style sheet and post it for you. I honestly cannot understand why I am the only one who can see this style when I KNOW I am uploading it to the test site and it is public code.

Holy Crap Reverend, Your Alive!!!! I haven't seen you in months!

Yeah, Im back. I had to take a LONG trip for work and net access was difficult and expensive for me to get at the time.

as far as the CSS, I have done the same method of editing the sheet on my arcade and I have seen no problems of white screening, so it isnt the editing method. Apparently there is some kind of administration problem with word press or perhaps I have left out a code on the CSS. Honestly, I have never seen anything like this before. It works for me on one computer, but every other computer cant see it.

Okay, I opened up another computer and I see what you are seeing... just plain text. But when I open it up on my work computer, I see that it IS online and showing to me all of the pictures.

Okay, well maybe me renaming the CSS "principiadiscordia" did it. So I put the original head tag back onto the top of the CSS, installed it. Then I opened my other test computer to ensure that I was pulling up the same sheet on a different computer and sure enough, the template loaded. Maybe I fixed it. Give it a try now.

And I must apologize, Im not very fond of wordpress and just jumped in with both feet into this sandbox theme system.

Give it another try.

http://principiadiscordia.cosmicforums.com/

And here is the most latest code. Anyone who understands CSS can see that it should work and that I have been making great strides for it to be close to fruition:

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/*
THEME NAME: Sandbox
THEME URI: http://www.plaintxt.org/themes/sandbox/
DESCRIPTION: Rich with powerful and dynamic semantic class selectors, Sandbox is a canvas for CSS artists
VERSION: 1.6
AUTHOR: <a href="http://andy.wordpress.com/">Andy Skelton</a> &amp; <a href="http://www.plaintxt.org/">Scott Allan Wallick</a>
AUTHOR URI:
TAGS: sandbox, microformats, hcard, hatom, xoxo, widgets, blank slate, starter theme, minimalist, developer
*/

/* modified by 000 and Reverend Jeremiah */

* { margin: 0; padding: 0; text-indent: 0; }

/* remove crud */
.entry-meta,
#access .skip-link,
#linkcat-3,
#blog-description { display: none; }

/* Sacred Chao background image and color */
body {
BACKGROUND: url(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/images/sacred chao head clouds.jpg) #000 no-repeat left top;
  color: #000;
}

/* centered 800px wide wrapper */
#wrapper {
  width: 800px;
  margin: 0 auto 0 auto;
  position: relative;
}

/* random logo + tagline = transparent header */
h1#blog-title {
  background: transparent url(http://www.principiadiscordia.com/images/principiadiscordia header 2.png) top center no-repeat;
  width: 800px;
  height: 299px;
}

h1#blog-title a {
  display: block;
  width: 800px;
  height: 299px;
  text-indent: -5000px;
}

/* menu bar - just under header img */
#menu {
  background: #FFF;
  height: 26px;
  margin-top: 0px;
  width: 800px;
}

#menu li {
  display: inline;
  padding-left: 24px;
}

#menu a {
  color: black;
  font: bold 14px/24px 'Courier New', 'Courier', monospace;
  text-decoration: none;
}

#menu a:hover { text-decoration: underline; }

/* right column body - Main content and container width */
#container {
  background: #FFF;
  width: 634px;
  height: 100%
  margin: 0px 0 0 0px;
}

#content {
  width: 618px;
  padding: 8px 8px 8px 8px;
}

h2.entry-title{
  color: #000;
  font: bold 14px 'Courier New', 'Courier', monospace;
  margin-top: 16px;
  text-align: right; 
}
h2.entry-title a { color: #000; text-decoration: none; }
h2.entry-title a:hover { text-decoration: underline; }

.entry-date {
  text-align: right;
  color: #888;
  font: normal 10px 'Courier New', 'Courier', monospace;
}
.entry-date abbr { border: none; }

.entry-content p {
  color: #000;
  font: normal 11px/16px Arial, sans-serif;
  word-spacing: 1px;
  margin: 8px 8px 8px 8px;
}

.entry-content p:first-line { color: #000; }

#footer {
  background: #FFF;
  display: inline;
  margin: -72px 0 0 221px;
  width: 688px;
  height: 110px;
  text-align: center;
  color: #888;
  padding: px 65px 0 0;
  font: normal 10px 'Courier New', 'Courier', monospace;
}

#footer a { color: #aaa; text-decoration: none; }
#footer a:hover { text-decoration: underline; }

/* sidebar */

#secondary {
  position: absolute;
  top: 325px;
  left: 634px;
  background: #FFF;
  width: 150px;
  padding: 8px 8px 8px 8px
}

#secondary li {
  font: normal 12px 'Courier New', 'Courier', monospace;
  color: black;
  list-style: none;
  margin-bottom: 16px;
}


#secondary h3 {
  width: 150px;
  text-align: center;
  height: 60px;
  color: #000;
  font: bold 24px/60px 'Courier New', 'Courier', monospace;
}

#secondary li a {
  color: black;
  text-decoration: none;
  padding-left: 16px;
}

#secondary li a:hover { text-decoration: underline; }

#secondary p {
  text-align: center;
  padding: 0 16px;
}


I know what the problem is, there is no css code for "pages" "archives" and "categories", and that is why the are just plain text lined up at the bottom. What do you want to do with these? I can :blank them for you.