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#3
Apple Talk / Re: Dear White Folks
December 13, 2013, 11:03:55 PM
I didn't choose the thug life, Roger, the thug life chose me!
#4
Apple Talk / Re: Quotes of the Moment II
December 13, 2013, 08:54:59 AM
J: If I were a cannibalistic serial killer, that's the first thing I'd buy.
SG: A caiman?!....I'd buy a deep freezer.
J: I'm just saying what we're all thinking here.
SG: A caiman?!....I'd buy a deep freezer.
J: I'm just saying what we're all thinking here.
#5
Apple Talk / Re: PI with Malice Aforethought: Tucson Edition
December 05, 2013, 06:55:51 PMQuote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on December 05, 2013, 04:11:03 AMI agree....You should do a Tucson series, Rog. We both know there is more horribleness to share...plenty more "interesting characters"....Do eet! I'm sure Nurse Enabler will back me on this.
I still don't know what I just read, but I want more of it and there isn't anymore.
#6
Apple Talk / Re: PI with Malice Aforethought: Tucson Edition
December 04, 2013, 07:12:22 PMQuote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 07:03:36 PMI collected the bits and sent them to her.
If you send her a link to the first page, she can read it without having an account.
But dickwad will probably read the thread, too.
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 07:04:40 PMHe was...haven't seen him in a while. I can't count the times he was abused or threatened with varying degrees of bodily harm for getting too pawsy.Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 04, 2013, 07:03:28 PM
It was deserved. It was FOR JUSTICE!
Well, yeah, he's a handsy bastard.
But still. That was BRUTAL.
#7
Apple Talk / Re: PI with Malice Aforethought: Tucson Edition
December 04, 2013, 07:03:28 PM
It was deserved. It was FOR JUSTICE!
#8
Apple Talk / Re: PI with Malice Aforethought: Tucson Edition
December 04, 2013, 06:47:58 PM
Aw, she's a sweetie......and yes.
#9
Apple Talk / Re: PI with Malice Aforethought: Tucson Edition
December 04, 2013, 06:43:03 PMQuote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on December 04, 2013, 06:41:13 PMI can make this happen, yes.Quote from: Sister_Gothique on December 04, 2013, 06:39:02 PM
That was awesome, Rog.
Thanks.
We should arrange for Missy to read it.
Because you know who was in the trunk.
I know DAMN WELL who was in the trunk.....Fucking "NOBODY" (probably my favorite part...aside from Missy in general. lol).
#10
Apple Talk / Re: PI with Malice Aforethought: Tucson Edition
December 04, 2013, 06:39:02 PM
That was awesome, Rog.
#11
Apple Talk / Re: Dear Sister Gothique: We Are Preparing Your Place.
December 04, 2013, 05:01:08 AMQuote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 04, 2013, 04:57:59 AMThat's awesome, sir.
Hey, S_G, this spin is for you...
http://www.reverbnation.com/earfatigueproductions/song/11353462-goin-back-to-tucson
#12
Apple Talk / Re: Dear Sister Gothique: We Are Preparing Your Place.
December 04, 2013, 04:55:18 AM
I figured by time the second Good Humor man bit it, and the occurrence of the the-guy-who-got-shot-getting-shot-while-shooting-someone, it was a sign that it was time to come home. It's like hearing your mum call you in from outside.
You did, in fact, tell me so.....but I'm stubborn.
You did, in fact, tell me so.....but I'm stubborn.
#14
Apple Talk / Re: PI With Malice Aforethought: The Paesors
November 12, 2013, 08:01:47 PM
That was awesome...and you're a bad, bad man.
#15
Apple Talk / Re: The Effects Of TGRR
September 30, 2012, 10:50:34 AMQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 29, 2012, 11:38:25 PMQuote from: Sister_Gothique on September 29, 2012, 01:14:36 PM
TGRR...it's all your fault. You're a bad, horrible man.
