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Papa,

After only 13 year of graduate school, you son Uday has doctorate of hookers and blow.  Diabo attend ceremony, and need the bail money. 

Uday wish only that brother Qusay live to see this day.  Is still sad about brother Qusay tragic accident.  You remember?  He shoot himself 6 times while clean gun, fall down stairs, out window, through power line, and then run over 3 time and accidentally smother under pillow.  Qusay one tough bastard.  I cry every time.

Now is set up practice in Reno.  You come visit, pimp is dead, free hookers.

Your son,
Dr Uday

UDAY! How the fuck are you, good buddy? Still in Minnesota?

No, Papa is recall Uday for Toronto.  Says is make bad impression for ambassador.  Is just jealous I get hot fucking Minnesota womens for make the sexy time with.  Is post pic of hot date:


Is watch traffic with Olga.

Very nice, Uday. Well, Toronto isn't so bad... except it's the Canadian version of New York.... okay... Toronto's pretty fucking bad.

Toronto polices is never laugh with Uday, only is taser Uday in special parts and say "get in back of van".  Uday is okay with second part.

Arrrggghhhh morefellout....

Is no use sweet talk now, Glorious Shithair.  Is make the RWHN mad, is make Uday mad.  Is no hope for recover.   

UDAY! How the fuck are you, good buddy? Still in Minnesota?

No, Papa is recall Uday for Toronto.  Says is make bad impression for ambassador.  Is just jealous I get hot fucking Minnesota womens for make the sexy time with.  Is post pic of hot date:



Is watch traffic with Olga.

Page 6 is where sexy bitches get in hot troubles.

I am sorry, I admit I dont know the score, all of this is really quite baffling to me. I did read the Five Pillars of Discordia sticky but I dont think Im perhaps interpreting it right. Maybe it would be better for me to just keep quiet and read before venturing forth...

Is do wrong.  Is posting the tits or GTFO.

Uday is promise not sell for porn in North Korea.

Uday is approved of this topic.  Is like Aunt Diabo say, "Eat you plate or I shit in you ear".

Sorry, it was like chain-reaction shit, I saw that shit and then I just couldnt help it... and it just kept coming out and out and out and out and out and out...

And we somehow ended up with a situation like this:

Is make Uday touch in special place.

My what a cute avatar you have... where did you get it

It's Nicki Minaj and yes she is HOT.

Uday is need new keyboard.

I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person.

Is cannot make sexy time with sim.  Uday is try, need new plasma screen, yes?

Enrico too.  But has hear that 3D tvs are come soon... then Enrico will too!

Uday is play Tia Tequila channel, is never leave palace again.

I don't see much difference between a Sim and a real person.

Is cannot make sexy time with sim.  Uday is try, need new plasma screen, yes?

Papa, is good contestant.  Is push rival "Cain" into Liz Taylor feed hopper, is use random passer-by as condom.  Is also has chainsaw attached to stump of left leg.  Uday is watch Doktor Howl perform the surgery on hobo, is say medical necessity, is anesthetize hobo with boot when scream too loud.

Also, is see new conditions, is give Uday combination to safe.  Haha, Papa!  Is all your illegal sex toy is belong to us.  Where is battery?  Is just steal one from limo?

Is your devoted son,
Uday