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#1
thank you, this will be great!

do they like shady streams or sunny ones?
#2
that little creature (the Hydropsyche betteni) is quite cute, also you can pretend that it likes you a lot because it clings.

Could I find some?  I would like to see one.
#3
for the record, i also like durian.  so does my dad.  i think it is genetic?
#4
dear god, "spices"
#5
Also I get mad when I see paved roads.
#6
the other day on the bus somebody was making a noise with their cellular phone, and i said, "Are you using your telephone to make that noise?" and he started to show me how he was using it to compose music.  And then I said "Oh wow that's neat they found a way to make cellular phones even more annoying" and then he did not say anything else.

When I see cellular phones, I want to smash them.  It's totally unreasonable.
#7
is it excessively aerated?
#8
the name creeps me out.  is it sweet?
#9
Bring and Brag / Re: Newest photoshop!
November 17, 2008, 04:27:31 AM
did you include it on purpose, because IT IS SO WONDERFUL
#10
Discordian Recipes / Re: Almond Crescent Cookies
November 16, 2008, 06:04:51 AM
totally making that.
#11
Peanut butter, pickle, lettuce, and mayonnaise sandwiches.  It has to be the high sugar trans fatty peanut butter to make it sooooo good.  Also, balsamic vinegar on ice cream. 

I didn't invent either one of these.  I am not the freak.
#12
Discordian Recipes / Re: Thanksgiving Ideas?
November 16, 2008, 05:10:58 AM
Quote from: Ten Ton Mantis on November 15, 2008, 11:45:24 PM
I always wanted to see how it would turn out if I stuffed a turkey with a small ham.

The problem is that I like stuffing SOOO MUCH.

There are so many places into which a small ham needs to be inserted.
#13
Darth Maul - !! That is so fucking true! You gotta love the sand people, yeah, they seem to just hate everyone. Strangely, stormtroopers in all their incarnations, dumb as rocks as they may be, still have my obsession. But they're not a single character, so never mind.