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FRIENDS OF AUTISTIC PEOPLE???
http://www.volunteersolutions.org/vcswfc/org/8856345.html

That's genius, I wonder if someones told them?  Or indeed if someone suggested the name fully knowing what it meant and had it adopted anyway.

Life, always stranger around the corner, especially in Fairfield county apparently.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a95/discordman/bin/ch1.jpg

Eris be damned that is an awesome dress, where was such a fantastic thing obtained?

[but]

ah I just saw this. You gotta give us more warning!

and what's with the No Accordions at the bottom? My girlfriend is a kinky discordian accordion player, so we object! 

It's the might of the Discordians For No Accordians Cabal.

Although I'll make an exception for your girlfriend eh?  Although I suppose kinky accordian playing is very much in keeping with the spirit of the whole thing.


Sorry about the no warning, it always creeps up on me, but I'll be prepared for next year, and I'll nag you all in plenty of time.

Should have gotten this out sooner really, an amusing postergasm I like to play with most years:

http://www.scribd.com/doc/12329646/Lady-Eris-Demands-Kinky-Sex-Day

Summary:
Lady Eris Demands Kinky Sex Day!
February 13th

Do it with yourself, do it with others, do it with a tulpa or even just do it in your imagination!

Stretch the boundaries of your tastes! Give worship to yourself and Eris by enjoying your body and the bodies of others!

Enjoy Kinky Sex responsibly, condoms and dental dams available almost everywhere. Live to fuck another day.

Haven't we already gone over this territory? Monkies are automatically Ninjas, and the PD Pirate Monkey pwns them all, due to incorporating Pirates, Ninjas, Monkies and Robots.... which still leaves room for his Big Gay Cowboy minions.

Why not Big Gay <etc> Monkies as well?  May as well hit all the boxes, if your modding them with laaaaazors why not give them those scary prehensile dophin cocks and have done?

Although the chainsaw legs might make things interesting if they had sex with anyone at all really.

1) You post less, reducing opportunities for asshattery.
2) You tend to be funnier than I am.

Well I reckon that point 1 will be mainly my tactic, I can't promise anything on pt. 2.

Thanks for the welcome all, I'll lurk around.

p.s. That frigging dancing can has given me the fear, wonderful

There are tons of ways to romance Eris without using a hallucinated godform as a mediator. Sure, occult practices make you feel like you're tapped right into the root of it, but I think that's really only the surface layer of Discordia. (I'm kind of post-occult myself, so take that for what you will.)

anyway, welcome aboard and dive right in!

True enough, I find strange coincidences and vague feelings help as well, but hallucinations can be such vivid fun, although they're often damnably vague.

Ta for the welcome, I'll do my best to overcome my lurking tendencies.

(See I'm just too damn busy to post much or skim the place but I'm bored this afternoon and really enjoyed this thread so thought I'd chip in my 2p)

Basically I found Eris by the normal route, I made up strange religious parodies, read the Diceman, found weird Subgenius stuff online, read that, then found the Principia followed by Illuminatus! and then a flood of other crazy shit.  After all this I realised that I wasn't alone in my natural predisposition to want glorious horrible freedom and to take glorious horrible joy in fucking with peoples brains, including my own.

After a while I started having too many weird experiences and knackled down into working with chaos magic since its the Done Thing(tm).  After that I flirted with several other brands to create my own Brand X, since then I've done my damnest to balance blah vs. wah!, tap into my pineal gland (although I'm not hardcore enough yet, not trepanned myself), have a good laugh etc. etc. and in the course of this I've met Eris a couple of times.

The first time I was suffering intense pain from kidney stones, which by the way is a glorious method of beating down your brain down, she told me some trippy stuff (which I'm still trying to grok) then left me to my whimpering.

I've also seen her in a few dreams, where shes communicated a mixture of mystical states and practical if obtuse snippets.

As to what I've done to her, well nothing really, except perhaps exasperated her with my inflexibility a few times, its often more a what shes doing to me thing.