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#1
I'd suggest researching the subject you're writing about before posting.  Not doing so only makes you come out really ignorant.
Even consulting the American Dietetic Association will tell you something about the issue.


My old grandmother understands that "some people want to eat their vegetables as vegetables, not as a cow," as she puts it, without having had anyone explain the environmental issues 0))) brought up (and which people posting here with great success ignored) to her, so I'm really surprised that a lot of the people here who are given information about the issue still stick to their clever "durrrrr, they eat carrots because they like fuzzy animals" arguments.
#2
Or Kill Me / Time to hoist the black flag...
July 06, 2004, 03:12:39 PM
Latin is fun. My Latin teacher has been dead for years... he wrote my favourite grammar book in the early 1930s. Later I found out the same man had also been my English teacher's professor.

Could you let me know when you receive the card?  The answer to the question in it is obvious, but I'd still like to hear it from you.
It's a terrible thing... ugly as hell and published by the Union of Kindergarteners. My sense of humour is terrible.
I took it from an anti Racism seminar a couple years ago. The speeches were interesting, but I fell asleep several times. That is something I do way too often, I bet it doesn't feel very nice to see your audience sleep.
I can't help it, I guess I'm a little narcoleptic sometimes. I've been known to be found sleeping naked on the bathroom floor, not having quite made it to shower.
#3
Apple Talk / I like boobs
July 06, 2004, 02:16:42 PM
Quote from: Zombie¬?
One of my friends once tipped a waitress 20 dollars on a 6 dollar ticket because he thought she had a nice ass, which at the time was a lot funnier than it was pathetic. (I guess you'd have to know the guy, but he likes to blow money on ridiculious crap.)
Ha! Your friend was pretty smooth, when guys think I have a nice ass they pull their dick out of their mini shorts and ask if I'd like to suck them... and then give me a surprised "What? Why not? Slut..."
I can't help but laugh when things like that happen.

My knuckles are bleeding.
#4
Apple Talk / I like boobs
July 04, 2004, 08:47:12 PM
Quote from: Zombie¬?I think it would be untrue to suggest that (in general) the male human being is automatically entranced by breasts. Sure, they might be nice and soft (and appealing to me, as a heterosexual male) but they wont save you from my ruthless competitive nature (unless some aspect of your personality deems you worthy.)

Anyway, the whole point here is the physical shell is not what makes a human being attractive or unattractive, it is merely a modifier.

Indeed. I've never been one to understand the kind of attitude I've seen in this thread, and luckily enough, I haven't seen it in men I know.
Sometimes I feel like guys are just given the idea that men are supposed to dig breasts, and by that I don't mean "Yeah, they're nice" but "They're the best thing about a woman".
The few times I've read a women's magazine  between playing video games & blowing soap bubbles, I've seen that the idiotic females writing the stuff seem to like the idea of men being stupid about breasts, and I'm starting to believe the whole thing is fed by dumb women. "Just wear a tight, low-necked shirt and give a seductive smile, and the free drink will be yours." If you're a girl and not throwing up when you see something like that, consider drowning.

Of course, this could have something to do with the place you happen to live in, I might be too used to the sight of naked people to see what's so special about it.  If I were to be mean about this, I'd say that breasts seem to be special only to people who haven't touched them since they were babies.
#5
Apple Talk / I like boobs
July 01, 2004, 08:02:47 PM
The last time I saw a thread about breasts the discussion soon ended up being about Plato's cave.
Incidently, the females using the forums were the ones who wanted to talk about boobs and zombies.
#6
Or Kill Me / Time to hoist the black flag...
June 27, 2004, 09:03:47 AM
Ha! The man must have a rather large collection of condoms then, I've sent him some too. He seems to attract rather strange people.
I don't think he even receives most of the things I send, are they really careful in the customs or post there? Or do you just have weird roommates who eat Russian coins?

I'm heading out to a party now, I'll drop a post card to you & him on the way. Expect to find a nerd trivia question from your mail box next week.
#7
Or Kill Me / Time to hoist the black flag...
June 26, 2004, 09:46:25 PM
A toilet in the backyard? That sounds pretty cool. And burning stuff is also awesome.

But yeo, the amount of Jesus thorn crowns, children's books, porn & other random stuff Orias has received from me is absolutely ridiculous. I'm sure he has thrown most (if not all) of it away by now, though.
#8
Or Kill Me / Time to hoist the black flag...
June 26, 2004, 11:28:47 AM
Quote from: Zombie¬?Davey Jones Locker represent! (EX: PowerPad.)

For some reason the name Power Pad makes me think of sanitary towels for cunt blood before video games.
You know, I sent a pad to your house last summer, I wonder if it ever got there. I didn't use an envelope, I just wrote Mrs Hamilton & your address on it, so it is possible that the post people thought it was a little weird and threw it away.

A shame, really, I even glued a dinasaur sticker on it and made it say Roaarrr.