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Messages - CannedLizard

#1
Quote from: DiLit just disturbs me to see so many caps.



Don't saw you didn't ask for it.
#2
Or Kill Me / Best quote EVAR.
May 29, 2005, 08:10:33 PM
"The hand that stocks the drug stores rules the world.

Let us start our Republic with a chain of drug stores, a chain of grocery stores, a chain of gas chambers, and a national game. After that we can write our Constitution. "
#3
Or Kill Me / Re: EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.
May 29, 2005, 07:51:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger

No. We aren't and we don't. Fight for your own damn freedom, boy!

And to each their own damnation.
#4
Or Kill Me / My son is Magical Poopyhead
April 15, 2005, 01:42:29 PM
I'm not a child! I'm a big boy! Mommy says that means I should learn to learn to use the toilet like a good big boy. I don't WANNNA!
#5
Fuck doing what's right. Do what's left.
#6
Or Kill Me / My son is Magical Poopyhead
April 12, 2005, 12:38:44 AM
Quote from: Eldora, Oracle of AlchemyI try not to discuss philosophy with him too much, he is worse than you guys, no seriously :shock:  :twisted:

He called you the "Good Scientist Magical Poopyhead". You're either raising a stoner, an acid freak or a Discordian. Or all five.
#7
Or Kill Me / My son is Magical Poopyhead
April 11, 2005, 01:16:37 PM
What's wrong with the ghey? Except for their habit of hugging straight members of the same gender in order to watch them squirm :P
#8
Or Kill Me / Slightly in Shock
April 08, 2005, 04:36:06 AM
Christians, no matter how friendly they may be, are always at risk of being like a swiss army knife: you may think the little blade is bad, but there's room in the handle for a big blade and you don't want to see that one.

But many of them are lovely people, don't get me wrong.
#9
Is it bad I'm leaning towards the pro-lifer side of this issue? I've not made up my mind, and I think the government (or at least the federal and executive parts) shouldn't get involved, but I'm tempted towards agreeing with the pro-lifers.
#10
Or Kill Me / ATTN: Americans under the age of 27
March 29, 2005, 07:02:33 AM
Quote from: horab fibslageri sure wish i was in canada.

wait i am. w00t!

fuck you n00bz!

Yeah, but you're in Alberta. Alberta plans to join the US at the end of 2006.

Quote from: horab fibslagerbeign a chick probaly won't help you.

thank women's lib ;)

To quote my favourate sci-fi author, Lois McMaster Bujold:

Quote from: Shards of Honor, by Lois McMaster BujoldMale soldier: Women shouldn't be in war.
Female soldier: Neither should men, what's the difference?
#11
Or Kill Me / ATTN: Americans under the age of 27
March 29, 2005, 04:02:14 AM
There's probably ALWAYS a conscription bill in the house.

And even if it gets enacted...you guys are fucked! Bet you wish you were in Canada!
#12
Or Kill Me / rant: Children suck.
March 25, 2005, 09:01:41 AM
Quote from: Great Teacher LargoAnd I live in the States.

I thought certain circumstances caused you to get stuck in Japan. Or do I just read too much Megatokyo?
#13
Or Kill Me / The Flight of Roger
March 23, 2005, 08:32:49 PM
Quote from: bob-oopen the locker!

...Roger fist seemed like a cool guy who enjoyed mindfucking crazy neighbors. then he got stupid and left PD. then he came back. now he leaves again in the oddest way....

~bob-o

He'll be back. He just needs polar balance between PD and crime.

Don't worry, when PD becomes a crime, he won't leave.
#14
Or Kill Me / message to miranda july
March 23, 2005, 08:30:31 PM
Nope, explained nothing.

42 fuck off.
#15
Or Kill Me / The Flight of Roger
March 23, 2005, 08:04:32 PM
Quote from: Ghost In The MachineNow we can play "Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego", IRL!

Ever play the video game version of that? Whenever you got close, you had axes and knives thrown at you.

Just sayin', is all.