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Messages - Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#4
Apple Talk / Re: FEMALES ARE UNAWARE OF MY TOMAHAWK.
March 21, 2011, 07:51:59 PM
Tom, a hawk.

#5
Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
October 09, 2010, 08:19:32 PM
It looks like a youthful John Shuttleworth attempting to shave a lettuce during his punk phase.
#6
Apple Talk / Re: The 4th Kind
October 09, 2010, 05:36:10 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 09, 2010, 01:29:39 PM
The first time I watched it I wasn't too impressed, though that scene near the end is pretty well done.

The second time I watched it I was just bored, though.  It should be easy to make a horror film about anal-probe wielding aliens speaking Sumerian, but the X-Files was more frightening than this.
It was unbelievably shite. At the end of that opening scene, where Multipass Jovovich delivers her "this is a real story" bit, some wag in the audience shouted out, "Because you're worth it!"

This set the tone for the rest of the film quite accurately. It's a trope-o-rama.
#7
Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
October 09, 2010, 05:33:01 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on October 09, 2010, 05:29:20 PM
how do you think I feel?
I don't know, my neurons just re-arranged themselves into the shape of a question mark.
#8
Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
October 09, 2010, 05:27:49 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on October 09, 2010, 05:13:00 PM

Sorry, my brain seems unable to process this image.
#9
Apple Talk / Re: I am NOT Welsh...
September 22, 2010, 08:49:46 PM
Quote from: Rainy Day Pixie on September 22, 2010, 12:23:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on September 22, 2010, 12:19:06 PM
I am NOT Welsh....but sometimes I wake up with wool around my dick and the local news is reported three sheep have died in "unusual circumstances".  :sad:
that is because you are descended from Welsh criminals.

Dammit, the sheep-shaggers are in Cumbria!
#10
Quote from: Suu on July 24, 2010, 08:24:51 PM
Lemme guess, Cornwall is the Florida of the UK?
If in Florida the most distant relations are cousins, then yes.
#11
Of course, had this been a CADW castle...
#12
Apple Talk / Re: Spagbook
July 09, 2010, 11:21:24 PM
Quote from: CAPTAIN SLACK on July 04, 2010, 03:14:50 PM
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                                     IT IS BY WILL ALONE I SET MY MIND IN MOTION
#13
Mel Gibson.
Vasectomy.
#14
Apple Talk / Re: Anyone following Eurovision?
May 28, 2010, 08:25:05 PM
I certainly hope Giggly Norton's polished up his commentary since last year's effort.
#15
Quote from: Telarus on May 21, 2010, 06:26:52 AM
RAW linked the Carter-bunny incident with the Pooka/Rabits/UFO/Weirdness connections.
What, this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_UFO_incident