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No: I'm just housecleaning my account.

I'd like to delete the account but can't find a link.

Maybe -- if you're inclined -- you could delete my account for me?

"We're expected to believe that's proof that he's acting on his own."


No. Just making sure that when the war starts, everyone has open eyes, both here and there.

Now: I'm done...I've corrected the error I came to correct.

I leave this place as I found it: poor and wanting.

And, Roger: get bent...  

oops: http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?p=601374#post601374

http://www.cellar.org/newthread.php?do=postthread&f=36

"I'd rather fuck with you"

Okay. When do you start?

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"and make trouble elsewhere on your dime."

Then quit jawin' and get to it.

"Why?"

To be rid of me.

"I already said I'm not interested in proof, Henry."


Not having any to offer, this is not surprising.

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"I'm just gonna do rotten shit."


As you like, Roger. As I said up-thread, 'I guess it's more fun to flail about incoherently than to actually 'think'.'

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"Then I'm going to make sure that the recipients understand that I assume they were involved, and that the easiest way to prove otherwise is to ban you."


Again: as you like.

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"It probably won't work, but it turns out that I get to have fun either way."


The thinking man would simply have me banned 'here'. Quick, direct: an end to it. Better, I guess, to flail uselessly. More fun. Heaven forbid the facts of anything should get in the way.

Have at it, then.

"Bullshit"

No proof, then.

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"you're a piss-poor excuse for a Discordian, aren't you?"

HA! I'm not a Discordian, but I can judge 'you' by your own standards.

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"You're simply loud, rude, and kinda stupid"

No doubt: doesn't make me wrong.

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"You and I both know you're lying"

And I say you're the liar. Otherwise you'd offer up that private message you crowed about.

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"that's all the excuse that *I* need to be an asshole."

In other words: that's your normal.

"I PMed you one at the Cellar during the last round of nonsense."

If you did: I never got it...honestly. There are at least two other Henrys there. Maybe one of them got the message. I didn't. How can I prove it? I can't. Can you prove you sent 'me' the message?

But: even if that is so, that you sent 'me' a message, I still found this place on my own and represent only 'me'.

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"You came here looking for shit"

No. I came to correct an error. Nothing more or less.

And, again, Roger: get bent...

Roger, you say I'm lying about never receiving an invitation to join PD.

Check my date of subscription here and there. If you made the offer, it wasn't to me. As I said: I found this place on my own, all in an attempt to bring Madphilosophers (now dead and buried) and you folks together.

Prove me wrong.

You say I'm lying about not being an agent of the cellar. Offer up a single post from anywhere to prove yourself.

Put up or shut up.


To everyone: if you're gonna war with the cellar it ought to be for the right reasons.

As of now; Roger's reasons are wrong and wrong-headed. For example, 'Since the email response I got was a "ha-ha we can't control him ho-ho" type message, I can only assume the Dwellers want to play again.'.

It's not possible they simply don't want to claim me?

But: war as you will...

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"where were you when I was trying to be a participating, straightforward member of the Cellar?"

For one: I don't follow every conversation in the cellar...it's a big place and I don't have that much time to waste.  For another: read my postings, I don't defend anyone there...you're all big boys and girls...defend yourselves.

NEXT!

"Boring troll is boring.  No craftmanship, no effort."

Thanks for the review... 

corrected: If you can't say it in public, then don't say it at all...

HA!

Hey jackass: if it pops up in my box I'll do with it what I like.

"Why are you here?"


Just to correct an error, that being that I indicated you folks aren't real Discordians.

Can't you read?

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"One minute I'm shooting shit on the cellar chat, and the next I'm banned from everything cellar.org has to offer, that ban is still in effect."


Not my fault...not my problem. Even a casual perusal of the cellar shows I'm not held in high esteem there either. Mainly this is because I am unrepentant in my ugliness.

There's a lesson here: if you drop your pants and piss in the punch for your own reasons, you can still finagle a seat at the table...if you piss in the punch as part of a mercenary clown troupe, don't be surprised if you're shown the door...*shrug*...who says life is fair?

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"Nothing helps sustain a dogma quite as much as stifling speech and banning users who have different ideologies, without reason or warning"


You're absolutely right! But it ain't my show...I didn't make the rules there...again: the only reasons I'm not booted out are (1) my shenanigans are entertaining to some (another lesson?), and, (2) I never entered the fray with ulterior motives...that is: I make some folks laugh (and perhaps, think), and, I don't lie about why I'm in the cellar.

Can you say the same?

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"I regret extending the invitation to you, seeing as you have such a low opinion of us.  Consider it retracted."


I don't recall you or anyone extending any invitations to me. I found you folks on my own, subbed up on my own, am here now on my own. So: your retraction, while noted, is dismissed as irrelevant.

As for the low opinion: it's directed at the wannabe's and the thin-skinned. There are others here who, I'm sure, are up to 'my' standards, which, of course, are the only standards that matter.

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"Go back to The Cellar.  They're more your type."


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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"I just like to rage and kick shit around. Don't you?"


Yes indeed!

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In the interest of full disclosure, I offer this private sent by TGGR, to me...

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Go troll someone else.  We've been observing the truce since The Big Ban, and we'd appreciate it you'd do the same.  I sent an email to Jim & Toad explaining that if this continues, the truce is off.

I am sure they'll be thrilled with you, moreso if this gets out of hand.

Now, fuck off.

"HA!", as you say.

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...HA!

As I'm not an agent of the cellar, do not represent them or it or whatever, in any fashion (I speak and act for 'me', and only 'me') any retaliation against the cellar-folk, because of me, would be done so in error. I have no more allegiance to 'them' than I do to 'you'.

But, please, over-react...act badly, for the wrong reasons...it's all shits and grins to me.

Sensibly: if I'm a troll (an interesting accusation coming from a member of a place peopled with folks who 'seem' to pride themselves on subterfuge) then the powers here could simply ban me from 'here'.

But: I guess it's more fun to flail about incoherently than to actually 'think'.

*shrug*

And, Roger: get bent...