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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6zqYSezqwo

Revolting cocks - Do you think I'm sexy (Rod Stewart for you kids)

Also
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c9U5GHJZFE

1000 homo dj's - Supernaut (Sabbath)

You rang?

Uh oh b-man.  They are rejecting your offering.  What will you do now?

Not read the Daily Mail.

Yeah, fuck them!

In the car headed to the store:

Radio DJ: And in recent news, it appears Rod Stewart is coming out with a new album this year! Here's "Forever Young"!

Me: WAT.

Roommate: FUCK! Let's get out of the car before the song starts!

Too bad it didn't make off with the rest of her shirt.

AM I RIGHT GENTLEMEN????

Traditional guacamole is delicious. You should try it some day.

It gives me indigestion. 

More to the point, it's disgusting and should only be eaten by Scotsmen.

I have a bit of a Scot in me.

Is the rest of it still attached?  

Mr. Salazar!  You and I should sit down for a drink or twelve. 

Serves them right for fowling up the Queen's Kingdom. 

Traditional guacamole is delicious. You should try it some day.

It gives me indigestion. 

I do whatever it takes to get me a martini and some tail.  Preferably at the same time! 

Yeah baby!

I think I slept with nonesuch once.  She's Portugese, right? 

How bout I put on my engineer's uniform and you and I take a ride on the DownTown Train, if you know what I'm saying.....

I'm so badass I'm forever young.  Bitch!

My mole is fake. 

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Also scotch.