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Please upload them in a zip file on something like Megaupload or something... Thanks

Those who were in a torrent :

A Pocket Full of Chaos.pdf
Aeternus Ille Discordia.pdf
Apocrypha Discordia.pdf
Apotheosis Psycherotica.pdf
Condensed Chaos.pdf
Discordia - A Little Game about a Lot of Chaos.pdf
Discordianism Brochure.pdf
Jonesboria Discordia.pdf
Memoirs of a Daydreamer.pdf
Metaclysmia Discordia.pdf
OR KILL ME!!.pdf
Ommiterre Libellus.pdf
Principia Discordia (Wholly 1st Edition).pdf
Principia Discordia.pdf
Principia Entropius.pdf
Summa Discordia.pdf
The Black Iron Prison (Discordia Revisited).pdf
The Book of Chaos and it's Virtue.pdf
The Book of Eris.pdf
The Book of Life.pdf
The Devia Discordia.pdf
The Wise Book of Baloney.pdf
The Zenarchist's Cookbook.pdf

Recently, my pc crashed and I lost discordian litterature of UBER importance and the torrents of 23 discordian ebooks are not seeding for shit.

Can someone upload that stuff up on megaupload or something?

Hail many thanks

I thought of making it kopyleft, so people can use and distribute at will.

I finally got off my lazy ass and started recording the Principia Discordia today. I got my book of the Principia some time ago, so I can do it on the go too. So far, No release dates can be confirmed at the moment

[podcast]

Chapter by chapter in a single zipped file sounds good

That or as an album podcast.  So those with slow or intermittent connections can download a chapter at a time.

(or both, to make it easy for those with fast or slow connections)

Podcast would work better so you can release chapters episodically and have an automatic RSS feed for people to follow.

In fact, this is why chapter by chapter would be a good idea because since it will be kopyleft, anyone can use it for their own radio show

I've been developing scripts for a Discordian Radio show which included bits of the PD, BiP and some 'game shows' (Discordian Squares for one)...

But I keep getting distracted!

I think its a great idea to audiobook the PD, I'd be happy to help

Rat "used to be on the Radio" atosk

Can I have a download link to that. I'd like to listen to that. I know I've been on hiatus of my show for a while due to lack of inspiration but I thought of getting back to it this week or the next

Chapter by chapter in a single zipped file sounds good

That or as an album.  So those with slow or intermittent connections can download a chapter at a time.

(or both, to make it easy for those with fast or slow connections)

True. A city folk like I tend to forget about that...

So as for now, we'd need more people willing to want it. IMO, the more we can be to do this, the more diversified and awesome it could become

Chapter by chapter in a single zipped file sounds good

It also means we are expanding on the original PD considerably, but that isn't really a bad thing.

I believe that making a PD audiobook of our time with additional content would be great. All we need is to know who is willing to audio record which pages of the PD and who is willing to add extra content after or during the completion of the project and then, make a big thing out of it either as one big single audio file or as a chapter by chapter downloadable thingy

This was my first goal, to get alot of people into this because the more we get that ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING, the less work it will be, the more variety we will have and maybe more ideas can be thrown in the mix.

I thought that some of the images that has text can either be inserted somewhere like at the beginning/middle or end of a lecture as long as it has text. It can be read normally or recorded and then inserted backwards to prone moar chaos. Also, I am not against the idea of inserting an ''Extras'' section where people add their own lectures not from the PD but rather inspired by the actual discordian mindset

I always wondered if that fucking thing ever existed and I did search far and wide for it but never could find anything even slightly close to it.

I'd be willing to embark on such a project of making a decent enough PD audiobook and I also wonder if some people wanna get to it too?

Excerpt from the book of Booze-ahol (Chapter 3.1416)

Saint-Joe drank ale on the top of a hill.
He repeated this ritual over and over, every day, at sunset.
From spring to fall.
One day, a zen monk approached and asked the saint :
'' Why do you repeat this ceremony? ''
The saint replied : ''It is the closest I can get to a zen experience.''
The monk doubted such a statement.
He asked '' But please, sanest of the saints, explain to me why!''
'' I may be a saint but that does not, in any means, guarantee I would have also achieved peace of mind.'' By these words, the monk was enlightened.

Prayer to Nestlé the sleeping martyr :
Oh holiest of all angels!
I ignite your shrine with this offering of a filter and water
Provide me of your awakening.
Deliver me the sacred nectar called caffeine.
So i don`t run over my boss with my car in the parking.
Latte, vinte.
Espresso.
Anything goes.

BUMP!...

No seriously, the project has not been abandonned. I was busy with my podast and needed a break of everything for a while. I promise I gonna submit newer works for the book soon fnord.

I came... HARD! Since I am a student of theater arts, man, this is a fucking keeper!

Kudos to whomever did that!

[The life of a drone (A Testimonial)]

I started writing some rants from paper to pc. I submitten two to intermittens (yes, intermittens) and here is one of them

The life of a drone (A Testimonial)

You wake up. You go to work.
You wake up. You go to work.
You wake up. You go to work.
You wake up. You go to work.
You wake up. You go to work.
You wake up. You go to work.
You wake up. You go to work.

Interesting life, isn't it? Being a children of the monkey machine and all... It struck me when I got to work, today. My life is an endless, pointless habit of servitude to ''them''. In fact, I became a drone. A mindless little puppet. I barely go out to see friends. I do when I paid more servitude than usual for extra breadcrumbs. ''They'' are really are starting to annoy me. ''They'' are leeches that likes to fuck with my robotic wires. They keep taping commands that launches an application error in my brain damaged operating system. It's at this moment that I find the ''A mindless person is a happy person'' quote very relevant. Being blissful and ignorant is something I lost, a long time ago.

I often wonder if the red pill I took was the right one to choose. The choice itself is complicated and double-edged.  I take the blue pill and remain happy and ignorant but I never get to reach ''some'' truth or my own reality tunnel. I take the red pill and I often learn the most painful truths of things but I'll never happy the same happy fella again. Worst, when you hold that truth in your hands, the most cruel of them all stating that life is operating under the ''Obey, or else...'' command, one can often wonder how can he awake the masses. This is where Discordianism comes into play. Chaos, being constantly suppressed by Greyface Inc., has been portrayed as ''Anarchy'' or ''The end of times''. The correct definition of Anarchism is self-ruling opposed to the popular press media imagery of people setting cars ablaze. It is the opposite of the established order. A messy room is chaotic compared to an orderly and clean one and thus, not the end of the world. It is just an opposing element to another. And ''Self-ruling'' is deciding if chaos is your personal order or not and this ''order'' can be revoked at all times.

In the Discordian society, everyone is under their own rulership. Those have been called ''Discordian Popes'' in a very similar way to the catholic belief where there is a single person being the pope. This person is to be said the chosen one and/or ''the holiest of man'' and claims to have God on the line 24/7 to give him instructions to give to the masses afterwards. Each Discordian are their own chosen ones and are free to live or not under the teachings of the well-known Discordians. Eris, great greek goddess of discord, confusion, chaos, bureaucracy and international relations came to us, filled our hearts with chaos and told us that we ARE free and not ''We can be free'' or '' We are free – Some restrictions apply''. Thus, all the now human drones illuminated by Eris can, themselves, reprogram the other drones to remind them they are Discordian Popes and to reclaim their rightfull human minds. Every man, woman and child on this planet is a genuine and authorized pope and is totally infallible and, if you are reading these lines, you are a pope. Now, go. There's work to do.