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I need a life-size plushie of that.

My girlfriend is a practice manager at a large doctor's office in a state that hasn't had any cases yet. Her physicians are panicking, saying they should erect an emergency treatment tent in the parking lot now before it's too late.  That would be so much fun.

Any time I eat at a shitty chain restaurant (which is a lot), I take the inserts from their menus, and replace them with the inserts from the last restaurant I ate at. Rinse and repeat. Same with the little cardboard advertisements on the table as well. I've probably swapped almost a hundred restaurant things in the last few years.

That doesn't seem complete though. I need to think of something more, something that shouldn't be in a menu. Like a cable TV channel lineup card, or the card from the hotel that says "leave your towels on the floor if you want them washed," or maybe I should just print and laminate my own inserts.

Welp, I've lurked on PD long enough. I might as well post now. It might be my last. *cough*





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