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HAIL ERIS!!

I've been doing a show for about a month now that is growing with each week...

WHAT THE FNORD (Discordian Radio)
www.myspace.com/whatthefnord

I would LOVE to get together with others to put together an actual Discordian internet Radio Network!!!


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DISCORDIAN VOWEL SOUNDS
Their proper intonation and uses

By, Ld. Dr. Fenian Timelord FRC Chd KSC KLF 6°=5

Headmaster, Tesla Institute for the Advanced studies of Discordian Dialectics,
Discordian Chaosopher,
Archimandrite of the Kreeping Krishna Thelematic-Caodai Cabal,
Prelate, Church of the 7-Faces of Dr. Lao,
Illuminati Grand Magistrate V°,
Rosicrucian Mystic,
Master of Toast,
Lord High Temporal Pyrate,
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HAIL ERIS!

Many students to western Mysticism may or may not be familiar with the Rosicrucian use of Vowel Sounds. But for the purposes of this monograph no prior knowledge of it is necessary which of course makes this whole sentence pointless. HEEHE!

In order to better manifest and channel the Eristic principles in the MEGABIGTOTALLYHUGEFUCKOFF multiverse; the ancient use of Discordian Vowel sounds that I just made up complete an easy hands on approach to changing the matter and vibrations around you, seriously if you don't believe me try and use the following (Patent Pending) Discordian Vowel Sounds of which there are 5!

1. HEEHE-
(pronounced like Michael Jackson would in a song)
This Vowel Sound affects the psychic centers located within your cecum and is used to declare your intent to intend to do something esoteric and mystical.

2. PHTTT-
(Pronounced like a fart noise)
The all purpose Vowel Sound of PHTTT awakens your pineal gland and vibrates at a frequency of 1.21
Jigga-Watz. It is used for whatever purpose you want it to serve at that time. To properly use this sound, make the Sign of Eristic Blessing (Think peace sign or roman numeral 5) inhale deeply and make a long loud PHTTT! The manifestations should become apparent immediately if performed properly (whatever that is)

3.OWWWW!
(Pronounced like James Brown)
This Vowel Sound is used to heal and balance the Hodge and Podge. The use of this Vowel Sound has been known to raise certain people's vibrations many many levels from one single intonation. It is an all purpose feel good tonic Sound

4. EEWWW
(Pronounced like Gladys Ridgeford after taking a shot of bourbon)
This vowel sound affects the central nervous system and bowels of men. In women it affects the vaginal folds. Use this Vowel Sound for random displays of FNORD. When used frequently you will be able to perceive a large auric "G" extending outward above your head.

5. WHHOA
(Pronounced like a stereotypical surfer-guy)
This Sound is used when you want to increase the energy output of whatever it is that you are doing for example to increase the healing vibration you would intone: OWWWW-WHHOA!

Enjoy using these Discordian Vowel Sounds in your daily practices and experience the wonders you can create. Of course Vowel Sounds can be combined to manifest more complex vibration thingies if you so choose, or of course you can completely disregard everything I've shown you in this monograph because its it utter crap..............Or IS IT????

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