Messages

My sister found this online, and read it to me; 'round halfway through, it gets extremely...  confusing.

http://www.nconnect.net/~cobra/poems/d&i.htm

Yes, read the Amber books.

They rock too many socks to list.

Corwin and Merlin are cool.

Stay away from the prequels.  they're booooooring.

He's doing it on purpose to get a rise out of people, and it's working.
Just like when fiearceinvalid did the same thing.

It makes them happy.

But, see, I have nothing better to do, so he's really losing, because he's not wasting my time.

I AIN'T SURE THAT'S EVEN POSSIBLE, SON.

CHEF DIESEL,
NOW UNDERSTANDS THE LOW BIRTH RATE AMONG CLUELESS OPIES.

I normally don't feed the trolls more than a few crumbs, but I'll bite.

You should learn some manners, sir.  This clueless 'opie', whatever in the nine hells that means, is going to be a Baron when his dear old dad kicks the bucket.

So watch it.

Lest my armies attack.

Zonker was a duke for a while, and I think he was an "Opie."  Zonker rules, as do many "Opies".  

Opies forever!