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[You just dropped a bomb of such apostrophic significance that I must now buy a kitten and cut off its limbs.]

You just dropped a bomb of such apostrophic significance that I must now buy a kitten and cut off its limbs.

"hobo's exchanging stories for sponge baths"

You fucking moron, an apostrophe is never to be placed on a plural unless the noun in question is a letter (i.e. k's), an abbreviation or acronym (i.e. POW's), or a word itself (i.e. do's and don't's).

Failure to adhere to the tremendously simple rules of the apostrophe will result in being beaten with a rifle butt.

I must also mention your lack of capitalization and end punctuation.

[That is, for your information, a sentence fragment. At least you had the courtesy to capitalize the name of that monkey fucker.]

"Colin Powell."

That is, for your information, a sentence fragment.  At least you had the courtesy to capitalize the name of that monkey fucker.