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Nipples on the back! I read somewhere sometimes people have a mole on their chest that is actually a nipple and they don;t realize because it's smaller, It also said the usually grow in a line. I think it's time to have my back inspected  

24 nipples! That's alot of boob! how much milk on average would that produce?

not if you have six mouths or children  

Is it possible for a woman to get an extra pair of boobs put in, you know, right under the regular ones?

The Commander
DIA

I'm sure it is, it may be easier to put a wig on a cow and call her betty  

aren't you supposed to be out looking for wrap-rollio for your bunghole?

very manly!

The man quiz:

is your only love in life your beefed up camaro, in which you spend every extra minute working on and your hard earned pennies on parts for it?

Do you drive 400 miles for "better" pornographic material?

is your favorite band Staind or puddle of mudd?

have you ever traded in your GF for a newer model?

is your favorite shirt logo ask me about my penis, or I love my weiner?

Do you feel lesbians are the enemy? ( if they were straight, I'd have more booty to hit)

Do you have a tattoo of grave stones one that reads no love in life? how 'bout a man being hung off a building with his friends laughing?

do you fear produce?

Hmmm.. I haven't quite figured out my sexuality I am attracted to woman, have been attracted to a couple guys, I'm not Bi-sexual....

My head hurts..  

Woman Police Say Sold Stones to Rioters Pleads No Contest
The Associated Press
Published: Oct 6, 2004


ST. JOSEPH, Mich. (AP) - A woman who police say sold stones to rioters in a southwest Michigan city last year and used the money to pay her cable television bill has pleaded no contest to inciting a riot.
Yuolanda Taylor, 32, entered the plea Monday. A no contest plea is not an admission of guilt but is treated as such for sentencing purposes. She is free on bail, but faces up to 10 years in prison at her sentencing Nov. 15.

The city of Benton Harbor was devastated by two nights of rioting last June sparked by the death of a black motorcyclist during a high-speed police chase. Twenty-one houses, many vacant, were destroyed.

Police said Taylor toted rocks through a riot-wracked neighborhood, selling small ones for $1 each and bigger ones for $5. Prosecutors said the rocks were thrown at police.

Taylor told police she collected about $70 selling rocks, but quit when she got hit by one herself.


WTF??  

the donner party
ate human flesh and also
ate snow as custard



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I would like to divorce my hormones  

No honey, dinners safe
just spilled crap on the stove
open the windows!


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what a lame topic
you chose for the next haiku
imagination!

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beaches? that sounds nice...
maybe i'll hike out into the desert with a bottle of water and create one of my own!

:::Grabs sea shell, holding it up to her ear:::

I was one drunken Apollo when I wrote the previous post.  #4 secret identity?  I doubt that I want to know because knowing is half the battle and when Armagedon's done, the world's done for.

Armagedon is coming.. it will be here sunday

place it on it's side
and it's a symbol meaning
eternity.. eight!

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