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OK fuckers, let me out of here. I farted for you, what more do you want from me? Jesus fuck.

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#1
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
August 09, 2009, 02:54:17 AM
also, you're free to piss on my mom all you want, she deserves it.
#2
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
August 09, 2009, 02:35:30 AM
Are you kidding me? Where in the world do people live who've never been exposed to this?



#3
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
August 09, 2009, 12:57:08 AM
how about names of ice cream flavors from that mexican ice cream cart everyone holds sacred. what do you think would karmically happen to someone who did that?
#4
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
August 09, 2009, 12:44:44 AM
Furthermore, the idea is not original to Cramulus. He got it from me, several years ago, and failing to credit me, is a loser.

"CRAMULUS"

:lulz:
#5
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
August 09, 2009, 12:28:09 AM
my point exactly.
#6
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
August 09, 2009, 12:18:30 AM
how about "YOUR MOM". BDS, what's bad about taking the rubber thingie out of a urinal? That doesn't make sense. Someone eventually takes it out, is that bad? Maybe I'm overlooking something here, but I think you're stupid.

I call taking the rubber thingie out of the urinal with your bare teeth, then masturbating with the hand you're not using to sharpie "I THINK YOU'RE STUPID" onto it.
#7
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
August 08, 2009, 10:38:03 PM
No. You take the rubber thingie out of the urinal, rinse it off if you want or need to, duck into a stall or whatever, sharpie the desired message onto the thingie, then return it to its post.
#8
GASM Command / Re: Urine luck (or shits and giggles?)
August 08, 2009, 10:28:28 PM
Howzabout a sharpie? Stencils and paint are time consuming. Someone will catch you.
#9
GASM Command / Re: switchGASM
August 08, 2009, 09:49:52 PM
The obvious point that you're missing is that you're wasting your time. By the way, where IS Mike Chapman? He owes me money.