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#1
Or Kill Me / Re: Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 27, 2009, 01:13:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 26, 2009, 10:04:59 PM
Vaccination threads are always good for a laugh.  And by "laugh" I mean "a good way to make enemies for life with random strangers".



So it appears. I had no idea people were so fond of flu shots. I think I'll return to lurking now.
#2
Or Kill Me / Re: Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 26, 2009, 04:17:16 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 26, 2009, 01:49:27 PM
vaccine, sorry. in Dutch we write vaccin, I never noticed the difference before.

your baby brother really died because of a flu shot? sorry to hear that. i can imagine you're worried about mandatory flu shots then.

and that news article, what about it? except that it's related to bio research on strains of flu, what's it got to do with the topic? (also, did you check out the kind of paper Toronto Sun is?)
The article mentions that Baxter, a major manufacturer of vaccines used in the US, "accidentally" distributed material containing live avian flu virus to be included in the experimental phase of manufacturing some new vaccine. I find this disturbing. Here in the US, some hospitals and public health departments are already mandating H1N1 vaccination for health care workers,which I happen to be. There's a very good chance that any vaccine you receive will be made by Baxter, who, thanks to the PREP Act, is immune to litigation if one of their "experimental" H1N1 vaccines happens to kill or disable you. I find this disturbing as well. If these fucking idiots don't even know what's in their vaccine, then I should be able to sue them if it fucks me up.

No,I didn't research the Toronto Sun prior to posting the link. I Googled "Baxter bird flu accident" and snagged the first source that I found. I have since checked it out  and the general consensus seems to be that it sucks a little more than Fox News-so my apologies for inflicting you with it.

No. My baby brother didn't die from getting a flu shot. That was a complete fabrication. He was crushed to death in our driveway by my coked-up asshat of a stepfather.

#3
Or Kill Me / Re: Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 25, 2009, 04:11:31 PM
Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on October 25, 2009, 03:08:49 PM
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 25, 2009, 02:38:14 PM
And WTF is a vaccin?
My guess is that it's something similar to persuit.

A humiliated Spazz slinks away in disgrace, muttering...  "You got me there.Why oh WHY didn't I put gas in the fucking spell-checker?!"
#4
Or Kill Me / Re: Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 25, 2009, 02:38:14 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 25, 2009, 01:23:53 PM


who the fuck cares about the vaccins? i mean, you get a flu shot. boo hoo. big fucking deal.

In addition, FUCK YOU my baby brother DIED from getting a fucking flu shot.

And WTF is a vaccin?
#5
Or Kill Me / Re: Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 25, 2009, 01:38:03 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on October 25, 2009, 01:23:53 PM


who the fuck cares about the vaccins? i mean, you get a flu shot. boo hoo. big fucking deal.


http://www.torontosun.com/news/canada/2009/02/27/8560781.html
#6
Or Kill Me / Re: Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 25, 2009, 12:51:07 PM
Quote from: Kai on October 25, 2009, 12:37:05 PM
This thread should be in apple talk.

Spazz, this is a rant subforum, not a "links to things that piss us off" subforum.

There I go,peeing on the carpet again. Sorry.

Bad Spazz   :oops:
#7
Or Kill Me / Re: Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 25, 2009, 12:25:57 PM
Quote from: rong on October 25, 2009, 10:27:50 AM
anyone know any conspiracy theorems?


I do know a few. Some are plausible.Many are beyond ridiculous.
I think that the persuit of self interest on the part of the wealthy and powerful,without regard for the consequences to the rest of us,fully explains most of the horrific bullshit that goes on in the world.
#9
Or Kill Me / Re: Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 24, 2009, 07:10:33 PM
I think the whole H1N1 thing is a scam cooked up to make money for Pharma and whittle  away a few more of our civil liberties. Declaring a "national emergency" is just the beginning.Mark my words-this will not end well. I just don't trust these greedy rat bastards one bit.
#10
Or Kill Me / Re: Puppy Chow is the Devil
October 24, 2009, 06:51:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on October 24, 2009, 06:43:32 PM
PUPPY PICS PLS


Here you go.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/80324818@N00/46539187/

I do have real pics, but I can't find the function to let me post them. I bought some extra IQ points at Wal Mart yesterday, but haven't installed them yet. Sry.

Spazz
#11
Or Kill Me / Aaaaaaaaand They're Off!
October 24, 2009, 06:43:27 PM
Time to round up the sheeple's and give 'em all their nice shots. I'll being paying extra special attention to what's happening in the backround once this gets into full swing.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091024/ap_on_go_pr_wh/us_obama_swine_flu

Spazz-Paranoid Conspiracy Nutjob
#12
Or Kill Me / Re: The Interregnum, Part 2
October 24, 2009, 06:22:06 PM
HUH? GOTTA GO, IDULZ ON. TWEET ME LATER.

SPAZZ

Alas, I fear that not even vast quantities of the finest cheese, applied with utmost expertise, can save us now.
#13
Apple Talk / Re: 70's Comedy
October 24, 2009, 04:17:09 PM
I also liked the guy who smashed watermelons.

Spazz
#14
Apple Talk / Re: ATTN: North American Spags
October 24, 2009, 04:10:39 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on August 17, 2009, 11:15:09 AM
I'm heading over to your continent next week and am after some suggestions of things I should check out.
I'll be spending the majority of my time on the East coast of the US, and in Toronto, though my plans have a habit of changing rather abruptly, so suggestions for anywhere are welcome   :)

Well, if you get anywhere near Terrell, Texas, we have a fascinating collection of Baptist churches and liquor stores. :D

Spazz
#15
Or Kill Me / Re: Puppy Chow is the Devil
October 24, 2009, 03:50:48 PM
Quote from: Herbertina Merrique V on October 24, 2009, 03:41:04 PM
Quote from: SpazztheCelestial on October 24, 2009, 03:29:51 PM
Oh, I forgot. Would anyone like a larval hell hound puppy? They're very cute. They don't crap much and only on the floor.  Pics here.   

http://www.flickr.com/photos/80324818@N00/46539187/

SEND ONE TO FINLAND PLZ

I recently found out my roommate's been using my toothpaste all along, so I thought I could replace the stuff with dog shit.


Done. Thanks! Anyone else? Only four left.