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I TROLL HERE DISCORDIANS ARE UPTIGHT AND HATE CAPS LOCK

EVERYTING YOU KOW IS A LIE BUT EVERYTHING WE KNOW IS TRUTH BECAUSE WE ARE SELF IMPORTANT

Science is wronge and math is wronge GOD IS EVERYTHING WHY WONT YOU ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR SAVIOR?

Words are virus you need meds if you use words but you ned meds anywy cause you get mad at sound patterns and lisps elitest bitches elitestbitchs all teaparty advocates  "i'm gonna CONFUSE people, haha so funny I care so much about feelings I must be outer emo.  I want to CHANGE the WORLD for the better/worse cant make up my mind about anything cause I'm sooooooooooo discordian is not even fair

Discordianism is a joke and you not funny.  Don't belive before eris is a cuntbag.  Propaganda is your dumb.  No i not troling I iz mad at you for your face.  It has zits and you are fat!  You hae no ejucation and are dumb.  You went to colledge and then say fight the man and your not worthy.  They told yu everythjing you know and yuo blived it all.  I am a person. You arent

This is why we leave the speedballs alone, kids.

I don't mix cocaine with my heroin. I don't even think I've ever even seen coke. 

[cabbages]

  I never said I don't "buy" into "creative people who like seeing our stuff in print" or their ideas. It seems you've failed to notice that my e-tongue is firmly lodged in my e-cheek.  Also failed to realize how easily discord meshes with the arcane.  Whether you agree or not is your problem, but I kinda figured if anyone would be open to an Idea as brash and totally "out there" as "magick", it would probably be a discordian.  Definitely not the first time I've overestimated a group of people, though.  I'm gonna have to agree with you that I won't be getting involved in your discussions on trolling satanism sites, your hierarchy, your unoriginal corporate conspiracy theories, ships and shoes and ceiling wax, cabbages and kings.  Mainstream quote in 3 2 1 why so serious?

  I just erased about 3 paragraphs of what might, to the paranoid and closed minded, be considered trolling as I cross referenced your responses here with your posts elsewhere.  All I asked was DO   YOU    REALLY    CARE?  I sure seems you do, and the energy is a waste, but that's your bucket of smegma.  I still keep an open mind, and make an honest attempt to learn anything, even from the simplest people and books. Thus my time spent on the internet. 

  Sure, I may be irritating and make you feel that you need to defend yourself, (yeah reactions I get out here aren't the most positive either, Americans don't like to be confronted) but I really have no ill intentions.  I like to think.  I like to watch others think and hear what they've dredged up.  Character is easiest to decipher when in conflict.  Mild taunts[broadsidedinsults] are always fun.  Keeps stagnate wit and dried up emotions fresh. You might even learn something from someone else's choice to be an assoholic. So if you would please, not for my sake but for your own, lighten the fuck up.  All the world's a stage and every man and woman a sub-par stand-up comedian. 

Well I suppose that I'll leave that rant for what it is and thank you for your insight.  I'm sure I'm quite finished with this thread, unless someone decides to place a witty remark that needs a shitty retort.

 

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The more questions you answer, the more confusing things become.

  uhhh......hail eris?

Kinda funny when you ask questions you get shit on for calling whatever this is a religion, but come up with a half-baked idea about more mythology everyone jumps on the bandwagon......

Now,  where's that copy of the Sims...

Thank you for your time! That was an awesome response.  Perhaps you are right, and I've mis-interperted what I've read.  I'm probably gonna have to re- read it. 
  I'm not sure it would do any good to say what I got from the PD and how I use it, butt fuck it, i will.  People that frequent this forum seem to think pagans and mystics are a nuisaince.  YEAH YEAH YEAH I know, i'm just a dumb rube that fell into another scam of power or what-ever, a D&D-playing wand-waver or whatever.  Fine by me.   The PD just pleases me, a mind-fuck and a joke.  It helped light the way to the duality of things; light/dark, up/down, ugly/pretty, serious/absurd.  I like to concentrate on the dark and absurd, kinda like taping an emo kid to a tree. It pleases me, and that's all that matters    So, yes, I do invoke Eris from time to time, and the "erisian movement' seems as good a "religion" as any (scratch that, gotta be better than mormons! j/k).  I seriously joke absurdly grim.  Don't you belive me? DON'T YOU BELIVE ME!

oh yeah, the bad referance was a lame attempt on my part as a test.  don't panic  

So I guess "Daego" was a hit and run, huh?

Oh not at all, I'm just paying attention.  I asked questions and they really haven't been answered yet, execpt some self-important dude said something about a 40 yr old but I found that irrelevant. 

I just wanna know what the main demographic for TBIP is... The first few pages seem to be targeting depressed teens from the early '90s.  Why try to convert? If someone isn't smart enough to find their way around theology do you really give a Potter Stewart if they are walking around with a Gold Apple embossed on their Starter-brand hoodie?  Not trying to flame or anything, all of hell knows I can be a prick though.  I realize people worked hard on TBIP, and applaud the effort,  but the number of posts on this thread may give a clue to the actual VALIDITY of the thing.  I'm probably not the one to say anything beings if I'd modernize the PD I'd just write "5 tons of flax" a few times and discredit all sources in the bibliograpy

HAHA I just thought of a good one by "Sloppy Seconds"

Hey man
I really like your sister
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

I haven't much opinion on it, but I wrote a gutter-punk song back in '01 and made my super-shitty band, "Casey Jones and the Blow", play it over and over and over....kinda as a joke I guess. I wanna share the lyrics somewhere and this seemed to be as bad as any place

"Healthy Filth"

Found it under an apple tree 
Found out what it means
Drops trou and it fux ur pee
Come see what it's done to me

Hey! Wait your turn my boss said to me
Guess! What I just heard
No one cares I'm leaving but ya gotta save some for me
Ya gotta save some for me man ya gotta save some for