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Sometimes I rattle the cage and beat my head uselessly against its bars, but sometimes, I can shake one loose and use it as a dildo.

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Started this last week but didn't post. Surprise me, Eris!

Some really cute girl posted on my friend's facebook wall that she misses him, so I commented that I missed her. She wasn't freaked out, and reciprocated. Then I asked her to marry me. She consented. Now I'm married. On facebook! Fuck..

Eris you bitch.