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Sometimes I rattle the cage and beat my head uselessly against its bars, but sometimes, I can shake one loose and use it as a dildo.

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Messages - St. Everblaze the Badikal

#1
Was driving to work today. I realize my breaks had stopped working. Managed to get to an autozone and realized my break fluid had ejaculated itself all over the road.
#2
BUT LMNO WHO WAS PHONE
#3
I AM ERECT.
:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
CONTINUE.
#4
Apple Talk / Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
March 05, 2010, 01:23:28 AM
Topic: STONE THE WHALE!!!  (Read 23 times)
#5
Apple Talk / Re: advice needed
March 05, 2010, 01:20:28 AM
BECOME A GOD
#6
Apple Talk / Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
March 05, 2010, 01:03:29 AM
I'd pay to be the one who gets to do it.
#7
Apple Talk / Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
March 05, 2010, 12:30:19 AM
Sorry I only have waffles.
#8
 :lulz:
#9
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
#10
Day 1: Power outages at my job, Blown up transformers, found a red d6 in the dirt with "5" ontop.
Day 2: The red die told me to skip class.
#11
It's funny, I actually started reading Illuminatus a few days before finding this hellish place.
#12
Apple Talk / Re: WHAT THE FUCK?
March 03, 2010, 03:50:20 PM
I'm taking personal credit for this one.
#13
Apple Talk / Re: AC Bus Fight
March 03, 2010, 03:34:43 PM
GLORY TO EPIC BEARD MAN!
#14
If this isn't the darndest thing... Starting today!  :fnord: S U R P R I S E M E E R I S!
#15
Apple Talk / Re: Most badass Norwegian evar
March 03, 2010, 02:09:00 AM
I saw this post and thought "Sweet! It's a technoviking thread!" and then it was a technoviking thread.