Was driving to work today. I realize my breaks had stopped working. Managed to get to an autozone and realized my break fluid had ejaculated itself all over the road.
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Testamonial: And i have actually gone to a bar and had a bouncer try to start a fight with me on the way in. I broke his teeth out of his fucking mouth and put his face through a passenger side window of a car.
Guess thats what the Internet was build for, pussy motherfuckers taking shit in safety...
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Principia Discussion / Re: Surprise Me Eris! A 30 Day Experiment in FAITH.
March 06, 2010, 05:19:26 AM #2
Principia Discussion / Re: Surprise Me Eris! A 30 Day Experiment in FAITH.
March 05, 2010, 03:18:13 PM
BUT LMNO WHO WAS PHONE
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Propaganda Depository / Re: The Gary Busey Project...
March 05, 2010, 05:39:23 AM
I AM ERECT.
CONTINUE.
CONTINUE.
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Apple Talk / Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
March 05, 2010, 01:23:28 AM
Topic: STONE THE WHALE!!! (Read 23 times)
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Apple Talk / Re: STONE THE WHALE!!!
March 05, 2010, 01:03:29 AM
I'd pay to be the one who gets to do it.
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Apple Talk / Re: Ήφαιστος demands waffles!
March 05, 2010, 12:30:19 AM
Sorry I only have waffles.
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Discordian Recipes / Re: bacon and cheese stuffed pizza burger
March 05, 2010, 12:18:26 AM
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
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Principia Discussion / Re: Surprise Me Eris! A 30 Day Experiment in FAITH.
March 04, 2010, 07:38:40 PM
Day 1: Power outages at my job, Blown up transformers, found a red d6 in the dirt with "5" ontop.
Day 2: The red die told me to skip class.
Day 2: The red die told me to skip class.
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Literate Chaotic / Re: Unofficial What are you Reading Thread?
March 03, 2010, 03:53:26 PM
It's funny, I actually started reading Illuminatus a few days before finding this hellish place.
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Apple Talk / Re: WHAT THE FUCK?
March 03, 2010, 03:50:20 PM
I'm taking personal credit for this one.
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Principia Discussion / Re: Surprise Me Eris! A 30 Day Experiment in FAITH.
March 03, 2010, 03:30:12 PM
If this isn't the darndest thing... Starting today! 
S U R P R I S E M E E R I S!
S U R P R I S E M E E R I S!
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Apple Talk / Re: Most badass Norwegian evar
March 03, 2010, 02:09:00 AM
I saw this post and thought "Sweet! It's a technoviking thread!" and then it was a technoviking thread.
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