Was driving to work today. I realize my breaks had stopped working. Managed to get to an autozone and realized my break fluid had ejaculated itself all over the road.
For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.
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