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I am hereby retiring from this forum.

Go outside and play you miserable internet people. 

This site has some good smileys, btw.

Your cursing is weak, padawan.

Yours is non existent, Daniel Son.

I think it's kinda funny that our "worst forum on the internet" meme actually worked. 

I dont really know why I googled "worst internet forum" in the first place.

I'm a little disappointed in the lack of raunch I'm finding here.

Are you all special in some way? Are you all unique? Every single one of you...unique, into the latest most advanced non-mainstream music?

Are you all scientists?

IDGI.

ass to mouth smiley? fuck

Are you going to start being interesting soon?

I get off work in an hour...you can have your ass fisted by the good posters shortly, stop crying.

Shit Eating

Shitty Asshole Fuck Bitch

you must earn our sexual harassment.  Post pics of your ugly mug and we'll decide if you're worthy of our hawt laydee harassment.

or a liquor store.

They should've opened a head shop 

Or made donut holes...

great jokes here, as you can see.

I dont like most black people I meet.

You should stop meeting black people at asshole rallies.

Great idea...I'm stuck in a year contract though 

An asshole rally contract? That's got to be the worst job ever.

When I signed up they said it could be month to month, but it would cost more.

Jenny sat up in bed, the light of a muted TV illuminating her bedroom. The sound she thought she had heard outside made her heart beat faster, but she rationalized that the half bottle of wine was just making her head a little funny. The bottle was intended for her and her boyfriend to share tonight, but he called and said he couldn't make it. He always felt concern for her staying at the apartment alone, it was in what was considered a "bad" neighborhood, and she wished he could be here to stay with her and stroke her hair and make everything feel alright. She pulled her sheets up against herself a little tighter. Jenny's eyes were fixed on the part of the room the noise came from: the window. She took two deep breaths, pulled the covers all the way over her head and decided to go to sleep

The shatter of glass snapped Jenny into alertness. She scrambled for something to defend herself with, her had searching the nightstand for something solid. But it was too late. The man had crawled through the broken window and had taken a hold of Jenny. His gloved hand muffled her screaming, and she felt something slip around her straining neck. She grasped at what was slowly choking the life out of her, but found it impossible to get her fingers around the cold slimy links. Her body finally collapsed, her wurst fears realized.

I dont like most black people I meet.

You should stop meeting black people at asshole rallies.

Great idea...I'm stuck in a year contract though 

I dont like most black people I meet.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5g0CiyQnstLPTPGAIas816aHbqqCQD9E42R581

Some black people are upset that a white sorority won a step competition. The hypocrisy here is...well its perfect, really.

A quote from the article: "Good Job but let the Black folks have their own thing for once!!!"

I guess this person forgot about the bathrooms and drinking fountains they used to have all to themselves.