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Doing everything exactly opposite from "The Mainstream" is the same thing as doing everything exactly like "The Mainstream."  You're still using What Everyone Else is Doing as your primary point of reference.

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#1
wow, and i just thought little old ladies only used botox. its sad enough to see the old looking like they have surprised faces but this is just sad. Teens are getting into it to? what are their parents thinking about their children these days. i guess its just another trend that younger people are willing to get for the sake of fitting in.  :kingmeh:
#2
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2010, 11:28:37 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 18, 2010, 08:51:03 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2010, 04:55:51 PM
Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 18, 2010, 09:19:14 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2010, 03:03:17 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 18, 2010, 12:25:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 10:53:04 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 17, 2010, 10:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 04:53:29 PM
Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 17, 2010, 05:03:47 AM
I am now in the hospital because of you Dok.  :x

Arguably, I had no choice.  It was for SCIENCE.

Damn you and your SCIENCE!!!  :argh!:

Hee hee!  See that smoking ruin of a planet you have to live on?

Hee hee!  Sorry about that.

That's it, I'm taking away your LAZOR CANNONS!!!!  :argh!:

TOUCH THOSE AND YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Too bad, old man. You gave her the power of authority without realizing it!!!  :lulz:

:crankey:

Too late, I locked them up somewhere secret. You'll never find them cause I hid them with the old people who have lazors coming out of their eyes, and the man eating rodents.  :lulz:

Have you been into my cactus?  I'll kick your ass with my horrible, withered right foot.
And the apocalypse begins...  :x
#3
Or Kill Me / Re: Getting fed Up With Everyone...
June 18, 2010, 09:20:48 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2010, 03:20:34 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 18, 2010, 03:18:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 16, 2010, 04:55:53 PM
Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 16, 2010, 10:14:18 AM
Whoa, TGG I knew you had it rough at school, but this?! Why haven't you told me this? You can create this ENORMOUS tumor in your brain right now out of hate. It can kill millions.  :horrormirth:

I assume there's a downside?

If TGG doesn't wipe at least one country off the map, I shall consider my parenting a failure.

TGG, start with Portugal...They stole Brazil's language and they only ever really existed to protect Spain from the vikings.

Roger, you should write a history book  :lulz:

Anyone just hear an angelic choir?   :lulz:
I know I just did.  :fap:
#4
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2010, 03:03:17 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 18, 2010, 12:25:21 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 10:53:04 PM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 17, 2010, 10:48:01 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 17, 2010, 04:53:29 PM
Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 17, 2010, 05:03:47 AM
I am now in the hospital because of you Dok.  :x

Arguably, I had no choice.  It was for SCIENCE.

Damn you and your SCIENCE!!!  :argh!:

Hee hee!  See that smoking ruin of a planet you have to live on?

Hee hee!  Sorry about that.

That's it, I'm taking away your LAZOR CANNONS!!!!  :argh!:

TOUCH THOSE AND YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Too bad, old man. You gave her the power of authority without realizing it!!!  :lulz:
#5
I am now in the hospital because of you Dok.  :x
#6
Don't worry TGG if i die, i would like to have an ah-mazing rave party around my open coffin. The music shall be played by Techno Aereo, Cosmic Gate, and Darude. A bit of Blood On the Dance Floor too.  :kingmeh:
#7
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on June 17, 2010, 02:21:39 AM
Quote from: ProdigyZombie on June 16, 2010, 10:39:37 AM
Okay, so I have been dealing with this it (not sure if it's a girl or a guy) for a few years now. I have been friends with this it for a long time. We have been on and off until I just couldn't deal with it's bullshit anymore. I had asked my mother, the one who had help me through life, for advice. She had said to ignore the situation and it will get the picture. So i have ignored it for almost two years now, but it won't fucking get it! So one day I have confronted it and hollered out to the world, "Listen you complaining know-it-all, I have dealt with YOUR shit for a while now. And I will NOT deal with it any longer. I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ANYMORE!! Capeche?!" Now I think I failed because, it STILL thinks that I am STILL its FRIEND!!! I just want to fucking claw my eyes out and feed it to myself.

And this is my unfortunate story.  :kingmeh:

Gorilla Face??? Gorilla Face is STILL after you???  :x

It forced me to hide in a cave full of hibernating bears. I tried waking them up for them to take my dear life or get me to the hospital but it didnt work. I am doomed and so is mankind. I blame experimantal malfunctions  :argh!:
#8
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on June 16, 2010, 04:18:52 PM


Have sex with it.

I don't think anyone in this whole world (including me) would ever do that for the sake of mankind.
#9
Quote from: Khara on June 16, 2010, 02:24:38 PM

You have a friend and you don't know if it is a guy or a girl?  I can't get past that part.  Who the hell doesn't know if their friend is male or female?  Maybe it wants you.....  You know, unrequited love and all that bullshit.

Still, what sex it is would have been a serious priority a long time ago.





Edited because I can't fucking spell!!!    :argh!:

I honestly thought it was a girl 'til it formed a man face. I'm just guessing it's going through gender changes, like an experiment gone bad.  :|
#10
Okay, so I have been dealing with this it (not sure if it's a girl or a guy) for a few years now. I have been friends with this it for a long time. We have been on and off until I just couldn't deal with it's bullshit anymore. I had asked my mother, the one who had help me through life, for advice. She had said to ignore the situation and it will get the picture. So i have ignored it for almost two years now, but it won't fucking get it! So one day I have confronted it and hollered out to the world, "Listen you complaining know-it-all, I have dealt with YOUR shit for a while now. And I will NOT deal with it any longer. I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FUCKING FRIEND ANYMORE!! Capeche?!" Now I think I failed because, it STILL thinks that I am STILL its FRIEND!!! I just want to fucking claw my eyes out and feed it to myself.

And this is my unfortunate story.  :kingmeh:
#11
Or Kill Me / Re: Getting fed Up With Everyone...
June 16, 2010, 10:14:18 AM
Whoa, TGG I knew you had it rough at school, but this?! Why haven't you told me this? You can create this ENORMOUS tumor in your brain right now out of hate. It can kill millions.  :horrormirth:
#12
Or Kill Me / Re: It's not fucking burritos...
June 16, 2010, 10:06:07 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on May 14, 2010, 03:35:06 AM
    I take my tacos FUCKING SERIOUS

Damn straight.  :lulz:
#13
Apple Talk / Re: the ketchup issue is...
June 11, 2010, 07:25:18 AM
Quote from: Hover Cat on June 11, 2010, 06:08:25 AM
I will only eat boca burgers with fresh made mango salsa, guacamole made from avocados I picked myself, and pickles made by Spanish maidens.

well done,my props to ze chef.  :lulz:
#14
Apple Talk / Re: the ketchup issue is...
June 10, 2010, 11:27:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 10, 2010, 07:16:20 PM
Quote from: Nigel on June 10, 2010, 06:30:47 PM
I am wondering who can get most douchey in their condimentary requirements.

For example, I simply can't eat a burger (fresh-ground eye of round, of course) without a sauce comprised of homegrown roasted tomatoes, fresh curly chervil, and smoked yellow peppers, sweetened with a touch of plum wine and reduced. Naturally.

I only eat burgers made from skin lesions.

They are the douchiest of them all.

I call them ... "weltburgers"

:x
#15
Apple Talk / Re: the ketchup issue is...
June 10, 2010, 09:45:32 AM
Quote from: Iptuous on June 09, 2010, 10:24:14 PM
i just looked at my ketchup bottles and noticed that they have recently removed the pickle!
:argh!:

Poor poor pickle.  :cry: