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Based on a current article over on Stuff Fundies Like, I've made a membership form for the cabal of which I am a member.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/63822166/Membership-Form is it.

I shan't bother saying "comments welcome" because knowing this place, you all have strong opinions and are probably typing your reply before even reading this! :P

Good <<time of day>>⁺, <<name here>>⁺!

I am writing to (inform you/remind you/remind you for the final time)* that I (have/previously/will shortly be)* arrived.

I am also accepting (blame/fnords/a beating)* for initiating the Devival article on Wikipedia, as directed by the leader of my (cabal/sect/(Satanic/Erisian/Contra-X-tian)* cult)*.

I look forward to (working with you/screwing with your mind/being truly mad)* (./!)*

Yours,

Pope Felis V.
⁺complete with your details.
*delete as applicable.