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is one more enough?

heres a question... has anyone ever seen or created Kallisti Gold's the discordian MMJ ciggs mentioned in the trillogy?

yeah your right, I guess when I read "i'm fallin for a porn star with a transvestite boyfriend" and everyone on the board is telling this guy if it feels good do it and nobody but the unknown noob is saying "hey careful man" I should take a hint, I just wouldent even give that kind of advice to somebody I didnt like.

its been said, i'm done.

yeah, I'm sure modern sex workers and porn stars are completely safe considering how careful they are now days... this guy's got nothing to fear.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/5519313/US-porn-industry-hit-by-Aids-fears-as-16-cases-of-HIV-revealed.html

The porn industry, which is largely centred in the San Fernando Valley suburbs of Los Angeles, includes about 200 production companies that employ about 1,200 actors, according to the paper.
Since 2004, 1,357 porn performers have tested positive for gonorrhea and 15 for syphilis, according to county health data cited by the Times.

go to Oaksterdam, get your certs for 500 bucks and two weekends, then go to work in a dispensary for 30k a year as a budtender. its the fastest growing (ahem) industry in the USA, the biggest cash crop in the USA and almost no controls. people who get in now can be millionares when it goes legal for interstate. seriously, show me any other industry with as much potential for growth in this econ. and your not only allowed to smoke weed but its actually encouraged, no jocks but the security guys, and you dont need to get a hair cut.   

weed is magic shit.

well it looks like they made the announcement last september (?) I hope they've got more than concept art by now, and yet... I'm still filled with envy. if its half as good as the orig I wont be leaving the house for months. 

I was a telephone psychic for a month, did tarrot reading and everything, went to the class even got the cert. I had a typical call ratio of 45 minutes (people were paying 300 bucks at 5 bucks a minute to talk to me, I got 1.25 a minute) I assume most of em were hospice workers (think about it) or people living in other people's houses, yeah you can earn a lot of money doing it... but nothing would ever make me want to go back... talking to the most dim people on earth, 8+ hrs a day... I didnt care what they were paying any more, nothing was going to get me back on that phone with them, nothing...  its like they were mind raping me and I had to pretend how excited I was about it.

wait wait... planetside is making a comeback? that game was hella epic after the rush to play wore off and the bugs got worked out, I remember dropping out of a airplane on to a base with my assualt team, smashing our way down the defended corridors (had to be over 150 players at the base, all flying fighters, driving tanks, leaping over crap in powered armor) and blowing up the spawn points... hell some of my best most epic video game moments were spent in planetside....

whats this about a comeback?!?!

holy hell thought I was done with MMO's guess I was wrong, just read everything online about P2 and am excited!

knew a bunch of cops, theres even a cop org that supports marijuana legalization (Law Enforcement Against Prohibition) most of em were just older jocks, if ya liked jocks in H.S. you'll fit in fine. course these guys all had scary as hell stories to tell every time I met up with em, I wouldent wanna do it. for the record... sheriff's get paid more and have better retirement benifits generally, same with highway patrol but HP has a higher rate of injury/death and suicide (no idea why) but has the strongest union in the nation... they never have their pay cut (think thats because when clinton threatened to cut their pay, the officers stopped writing tickets and hit em in the pocket book)

why that was the most kind, polite and well mannered fuck off I've ever recieved... your very welcome?

Religously though, now I'm sorta wondering if VD was caused by the origional snub... hummm...  na, greeks were baaaa-nging sheep long before that.

smiles and rainbows?

1 out of 6 people in the USA have herpies, docs think the un-reported cases actually bump that up to 1 in 3, I'd be amazed if there was a porn star who didnt have it. thinking I caught it once scared the living shit outa me, I wish a complete stranger had told me to be a little more careful back then and maybe I wouldent have had to shit bricks for two weeks while waiting for the test results to come back. 

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well I'm happy you found love but... be very very very careful... I've known porn stars, and doms, they can be exciting wonderful fun and free people, I was even a member of "the international sex worker's foundation for art and culture" (a charity founded by prostitutes to preserve historic brothels and early porn/nude paintings, I was a bodyguard for a madam, was also an honorary member of their guy group "bikers for whores") but...

venereal
[vənir′ē·əl]
Etymology: L, Venus, goddess of love
pertaining to or caused by sexual intercourse or genital contact.

very very very very careful

so... my mom, dad, siblings, nieces, nephews, aunts and uncles, grand parents on both sides, even my pets, are all fat bastards. I've tried every diet, every weight loss book, every new agie hipster way there is to loose weight... even surgery... and after 30 years... I am sick of trying not to be a fat bastard, and ive realized... I'm pretty damn good at being a fat bastard, hell I could maybe even make money at it.

so this guide isn't to teach you fumb bucks who don't realize to loose weight, that you just need to eat a little less and exercise a little more, its to teach you how to be great in your fattness! to revel in having a big fat ass, and glory in each button that pops off your waist and every Rubbermaid chair that collapses under your immensitude.

first off eat what you friggin well want to eat. study after study has shown when people go on diets 80% will gain all the weight back they might loose, plus a few pounds more within a couple of years... going on diet after diet just leads to even more fattiness, so don't diet, don't even try to "control your intake" don't avoid sweets and carbs, eat what you want when you want to eat it. period.

next know your role...

lets face it, there are limited numbers of stereotypes and labels for you to fill.

Of course your going to be labeled as a fat ass, but what kind of fat ass do you want to be?

the first fat ass is the most common...

The Sweet but Stupid Bungler: this is probably the most common type of fat ass. their everywhere in society and you see these on a lot of commercials "I lost another loan to gico" generally when the Representative of the wonderful product being sold arrives with his tanned and chiseled abs, this is the poor bastard representing brand X dropping paperwork, falling out of his chair, and being thoroughly disappointed in whatever it is they were trying to do successfully. the well meaning idiot who cant seem to do anything right. these also appear in many romantic comedies as the friend of one of the main characters, commonly the one with the worst ideas. every once in a while a sweet but stupid bungler will sacrifice himself to save the hero... and he still wont get laid.

The Fat Kid: can be good or bad but always gets humiliated. either their saved by the hero or they are the bullies in the kiddie film. obsessed with junk food, and farts these kids exemplify all that society hates and loves to laugh at. (goonies)

The Noble but Pathetic Heavy: big, burly, full of girth, these semi-muscular fat asses are destined to be kicked in the knee by somebody and fall down in a thud. commonly they are the dimwitted friends of the hero. (IE roadhouse) everybody wants to be this fat asses Friend but usually just because they like the idea of a huge slightly-tarded good natured moron watching their backs, and no matter how noble or nice, these guys never end up getting the hot chick.

The Evil Fat Geek: were getting a little better now, the evil fat geek is another common fat ass, this slob has avoided almost all contact with humans, so much so they have some kind of mystical relationship with computers, (ala south park WoW episode, jurrasic park, diehard 4, etc) often these guys have pretty horrible ends, but they can achieve some measure of fat greatness before the fall.

The Giant Fat Bastard: this is the classic, a big fat ugly bully who pushes everybody around. always a heavy these guys are destined to die horribly, get shot with a grenade launcher, blown up when standing next to a gasoline truck, or some other bizarre bullshit. they typically take a lot of crap and have to do a lot of ass kissing of the main villain, but they get to live in the kick ass villain lair, ride around in kick ass villain cars, and every now and then they do get a hot chick much to the disgust of the audience. many times one of these guys will get tired of being horribly treated and turn into a noble but pathetic heavy in the last scene of any movie.

The Evil Fat Man: we have arrived. lets face it, if your gonna be a fat bastard, this is the fat bastard you want to be. first off you gotta have some form of receeding hairline, and maybe an eye patch or at least a fetish for walking sticks. these are main villans, dastardly, brutal, remorsless and evil. we can only assume the mistreatment they recieved as fat kids lead to them becomming evil fat men. (cartman) they have minions, they have hot chicks, they die only in the most outlandish ways, but up until their deaths they are rich, fat, and filled with awesome. (Jabba)

if your really skilled, you can pull off any of these characters at any time, switching from evil fat man to sweet but stupid bungler in an instant, you'll find society is more than willing to let you drop into any of these roles, hell the only time people seem to be confused is when you try to do something one of these characters couldn't or wouldn't do... (like exercise, unless your the sweet but stupid bungler and your trying to get everyone to laugh at you when you go to the gym in your dolphin shorts and head band)

but for all the other fat bastards out there... maybe like me its time you stop trying to live up to somebody else's image of how much you should or shouldn't weigh and spend more time trying to live up to your own ideals and goals, and realize that even if you loose 80lbs and get ripped... you're still going to die. It's better to enjoy what time you have while ya can the best you can. sure, I smoke two packs a day, gorge myself on Pepsi, ice cream, and Cheetos, cant get up a flight of stairs without a wheeze or two, and I'll die at 55 or 60. but when I die... it will be with a smile on my face, and not with sunken bitter eyes saddened by years of always trying to be something I'm not.

besides... by all accounts obesity is the greatest fastest growing (ahem) heath hazard in the USA...

Fat people... we're winning!