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FANS TURNED STALKERS

AL FRANKEN

Is my hero.

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likes the smell of cat pee

I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.

Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.

Now those sound interesting.

So should the gritty, crunchy texture of the chewed up bones under your feet.

I don't get it. What I miss? 

TILA TEQUILA

DVR's every episode of the Real Housewives.

Has watched Fried Green Tomatoes 500 times.

Secretly envies the feet.

Still has a Mario Bros. poster on his wall.

I wonder what other old threads would be fun to bump.

Don't even fucking think about it. Those threads died for a fucking reason.

Now those sound interesting.

[size=24]JERSEY SHORE[/size]

Wow! lol! What's up? Anyone out there?

Hello there BeBe. Yes, we are here.  You sure are looking cute today. I hope you enjoy the forum.

Hello I've just smoked a marijuana cigarette and I feel very strange I threw up a little and I think I'm dying please send help

Ok, calm down, take a few deep breaths. What you need to do is slowly make your way into the kitchen. Once you get there, make yourself a peanut butter sandwich. Pour the milk from your refrigerator down the drain. Now, eat that sandwich as fast as you can and everything should be fine.

Seriously man, I'm pretty sure that

pickle is actually a cactuar

Something Wicked This Way Comes was a jewel of my childhood.

I can probably trace my intense dislike of spiders to the tarantulas-in-the-bed scene from the movie.

Isn't that pickle a cactuar?