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Poor fellow never had a chance. I might stick around, just to be over-the-top nice to anyone that is new. Tell them how great they are. Beg them to stay. Compliment them on the size of their IQ. Pinch their butt. Give THEM all the attention. I wanna be the Wal-Mart greeter of PD.com.

Do Wal-Mart greeters do all that stuff too, then?  It's a wonder anyone shops there...