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Just ask the goddess to surprise you, you'd  be amazed at what can happen.

 
that is all

This is going to be me tomorrow, I'm having a tooth pulled.

Ugg queasy stomach and adrenalin rush apparently I have yet to overcome my fear of heights.

Armond is be left handsed

Understanding is useless, we are or we are not but, if we are not then there is no awareness so, we are until we are not......

Black Diamond by Stratovarius
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn58-Nl9NYw

O wow I didn't realize how high quality those photos were!

Second quest:  19 pictures of really, really adorable marsupials... Complete
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21     FUCK YEAH IM A PLATYPUS... or not

... How many quests are required? Am I doing this purely fore your amusement?  

Nigel's quest was trying but, I have not tried, I have done.

1What do you call a garbageman who has married milkmen beside him?
A Communist!
2What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?
A Cancer!
3What did the black kid get for his birthday???
A Your bicycle.
4 What's the difference between trampolines and babies?
A When you jump on a trampoline you take your shoes off.
5 I'm about 4 inches long, with some hair near my end. While I'm
being used, a white, creamy substance appears on my end, and i
am forced into a dark hole and thrusted back and forth in little
circles, do you know what I am?
A I'm a toothbrush!! I know what you were thinking, you sick
person.
6 How do you get a 96 year old lady to say fuck?
A Get another one to scream bingo.
7 What has a lot of balls and fucks old ladies?
A A bingo machine.
8 How many animals can you fit into a pair of knickers?
A 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, an unknown number of hares, and a fish no one can find
9 What was the last thing going through the fly's mind when it hit the car
windshield?
A It's hind legs!
10What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
A They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
11 What's the only meat a priest will eat on Friday?
A Nun
12 A magician stays under water for 10 mins. crowds gather and watch. a boy in the crowd says to the magician, i bet you 20 dollars that i can stay under water for 30 mins. the boy wins the 20 dollars. How did he do it?
A  He held a glass of water above his head for 30 minutes.
13I'm not made
The moon has an effect on me but I never go
You can see me from almost anywhere
And I make you sick
What Am I?
A The Ocean
14What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.
15 How do you make a dead baby float?
A Take your foot off of it's head.
16 Why don't more blind people go sky diving?
A It scares the shit out of the dog.
17 How do they^ know when they are close to the ground?
A The leash goes slack.
18Why did Helen Kellers dog kill itself?
A You would too if your name was "mmmppfhrrredsanfjhfeu!!!!!"
19man to god: why did you make women so beautiful?
A so that you would love her.
20man to god: then why did you make women so dumb?
A So that she would love you.
21How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
A Nail its other hand to the floor.
22Statistics show that 9 out of 10 people DO enjoy gang rape.


24Whats black and blue and doesnt want to have sex
A Rape Victim
25I once told this joke on a bus, What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath?
A Throw your clothes in so they get a wash.
26The guy behind us leaned over and said "I think that's disgusting. My son died in the bath whilst having a fit".
We both went white and apologised. The guy got up to get off and said
A "He choked on a sock".

Quest complete ... now wheres my cookie?

How is one to avoid {IT}

[KILL THEM ALL]

Fuck it.  98% of the world population....  Probably more like 99% if I am honest!

KILL THEM ALL  ?? ??

WHAT?
                       PINEAPPLEs ARE
NO GOOD
                      FOR THE SCISSORS

Those that are die hard (insert mainstream religion here)

People that constantly spout memes off the internet

People that believe they are right no mater the evidence to the contrary

people that say lol in real life

Fuckin hate people!

Try reading some of the stuff Here --> http://forums.vsociety.net/index.php?board=13.0
hope that helps