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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Messages - Cat-Detector Van

#1
One of the reasons I am not a fan of modern TV shows is that writers are now using that slow-creeping evil that desperately tries to justify itself. I just can't stand it. I have no sympathy for such villainy and it does not fascinate me in the least. I want stories where, as is said above, evil gets kicked in the junk, and we're done with it.

Yeah, I know real-life evil isn't like that at all. But I like my escapism. I like to root against Cobra Commander and those poor schmucks who try to outsmart Joe Friday. I know they will fail but will entertain me anyway. That's all I want, man. To be entertain while I cower in my cave.
#2
Or Kill Me / Re: #FirstWorldproblems
May 16, 2014, 01:26:52 AM
"You are my distraction, and I am yours." -- I like it.
#3
Apple Talk / Re: Not the stupidest thing ever
August 01, 2013, 01:30:26 PM
My wife would like this, except she'd always get the $10 ring. Because life sucks. :argh!:
#4
Bring and Brag / Re: FRED ART
August 25, 2011, 01:25:27 PM
I'd put "Day of the Dead fest Lady" on t-shirt or even a tattoo.
Not that I'm not getting a tattoo or anything, but that would be a cool design to have in their catalogs.
#5
Bring and Brag / Re: Golden Apple Door Knocker
August 25, 2011, 01:09:05 PM
Nice knockers, man.
I'd buy one. No wait, I'll take two!