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Either way, if I am a troll, I want you all to throw all the crap at me you can (and I realize just how stupid and insane saying that is...).
After all, even a troll could be a fairly decent person after head trauma induced amnesia....

Well, maybe...

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[even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen]

Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

Details dammit. 

It apparently went under her arm (she was in the passenger's seat) and into her chest, breaking off deep enough in her that it wasn't obviously visible... I'm not sure how that works... especially with the ribcage in the way. I think she mentioned something about an x-ray finding it, but I could have just appended another story onto it...

I'd ask her, but she's irritable right now from one of my brothers.

Have you seen the pool on the roof yet?  

No, but I did crash the helicopter into the uni-dragon stable!

Are you familiar with prolapse, Elizabeth?

My mom's an ER nurse, so, unfortunately I HAVE heard of it before, AND in story form no less. I also know a few about maggots and even one about a girl who had a broken-off gearshift in her abdomen.

[Studies]

Alrighty! I'm Elizabeth (I have a MARVOLOUSLY creative username, don't I?). I'm a seventeen year old high school senior (go ahead, make all the fun you want, I'm not partiuclarly proud of some of my peers, and I can take the crap. I have four brothers.).
Studies~ mostly the normal stuff. the only really exceptional classes I took were Street Law (legal loopholes, anyone!) and AP chemistry (the lack of explosions was disheartening, but it was fun)
Hobbies/Interests~ Reading, Psychology, Fire eating (you have to be 18 to take a class, or have parental consent, so I only know it it theory..), origami,.... Well, everything really..
I was bored one day and googled the meaning of life hoping to make fun of bad metaphysics, and found it..