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Oddly enough, she really is from South Africa.  I find that to be amazing, because she could be Eldora's fucking twin.

I'm enjoying the tone of surprise. 

One day someone will tell me who the fuck Eldora is and what makes me so similar to her, yeah?

That's okay, we'll pick up the slack.

Good man. I expect experts here, not weak attempts.

You never did say why you think I'm stupid. I want to be annoying and whiney too.

Awww.. I'm sorry. Have that pack of corgis.

I meant him only. You I called stupid. -digs own grave deeper-

My death on this forum aside, (which may soon happen as if this forum does move to fast I wont be able to keep up,) I suspect i'm supposed to feel animosity towards quite a few people here already. It's not really happening.

Your problem. Not mine.

Yeah. I'm sure my life will go unfilfilled. Mope.

I can't view that picture. Something to do with Imageshack

Some guy on that other forum is trying to get you run over by a train.

And the IP comments? Really? I haven't heard those ones since I was about 15.

What are you expecting, that I'm going to run away from my computer in tears because the big bad men on the forum are gonna track me down and knife me?

This is shameful. Discordians can do better than this surely. You're not even trying - this is.. tacky.

I would lurk and learn a bit before you go saying things like that. 

I'm fascinated by what you would do.

Yes.  You know how every forum has a horrible cunt?

Well, we're ALL horrible cunts here, and we live for petty grudges and feces-flinging.

I am sure you will enjoy your stay.

Is this is supposed to.. distress me?

Hold on a second, let me get this straight.

All the mysticwicks trolls come from here?

Well anyways, I'm glad everyone's so excited about my arrival. I'm from evilsod. Bring it.

Now I'm stupid? WHO THE FUCK PROMOTED ME? 

No no, you pretended to be.

Right?

Nope. All you said to me was "Piss off", and you inboxed me a few times trying to get a rise. Kinda like now. it was cute. Kinda like now.

I remember Charlie mentioning he's a Discordian though, but I still would never have said "no you're not". Anyone who says they're Discordian is Discordian. They would know, right?

At least this does explain why both of you are so blatantly, well, you were aggro and Charlie was stupid on MW. Simple trolling. Yays! Hope in humans restored slightly!

Oh, I'm sorry I messed up MW for you. I'm fairly sure this forum is big enough for the both of us.

On Mysticwicks?  I was Little Billy, before I left in disgust.

Ohhhh the annoying whiney troll. You and Charlie both here? How nice.  

Nope. Still don't remember you saying you were a Discordian.

TGGR.. Duh... 

Hi there DK!

GrumpButt  

No I'm not that one. I've never accused someone of not being a real Discordian in my life. I'm the one who names everyone I like a Discordian Pope. Including Miley Cyrus.

Who are you? 

Yeah, but this guy on this other forum says the complete opposite, so I get to choose to go with his theory.

Hello.

1) I used to belong to this forum ages ago, but didn't last long as I found it too hard to keep up with. I see it's changed a bit. A lot. It appears neater. A lot neater. It's like it's.... organized. This kinda makes me feel vaguely confused and disorientated. Possibly that was the intended point. Also, I've already spotted two people here who I know from another forum, but not people I expected to see here. Also, I'm rambling.
2) I'm a 24 year old female South African Discordian Episkopos.
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4) Fnord
5) I found Eris when I met a Discordian on a forum and watched him say absolutely everything I believed. I think growing up on the Discworld series might have something to do with that - anyway.
6) I'm an avid Terry Pratchett fan

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My Holy Name is Kitty, or Kitten, or sometimes DiscordianKitty. It's a sacred name. Don't abuse it. Also, shortening it to DK makes me awesome.